trapped in the closet

only the best/worst soap opera in the world. A music video drama in 10 episodes, where R. Kelly sings the parts of all the characters. starts off with R.Kelly banging a woman (kind of too old to be believable), her husband coming home, him hiding in the closet, his phone going of, him getting pulled over by a cop who is doing the dirty with his wife, who he was introduced to by the buttbuddy of the gay pastor husband of the woman r.Kelly was cheating with.

me: have you seen trapped in the closet yet?
person: no, is that like a new movie or something?
me: they play it on BET when they play videos! its r.kelly's soap opera. you gotta see it.

by drunkballerina September 30, 2005

Snatch Trapped

The past tense of "snatch trapping." When one woman has stopped another woman from having consensual sex with a man. The heterosexual female equivalent of cock blocking.

Slut 1: Did you get fucked by D-Boe?
Slut 2: Nah, some hoe snatch trapped me.

by longrod vonbigdong March 2, 2011

Trapped Turd

A Trapped Turd is a Poo Anxiously Awaiting Expulsion From Ones Bowls.

"A Fart 💨is a Cry for Help from a Trapped Turd 💩 .".

by Nikkii November 29, 2017

cry of a trapped turd

that horrible smell that eminates from one's rectum when the morning's bowel movement was incomplete

Although I didn't hear Julia fart in the cubicle next to me, I could smell the cry of a trapped turd.

by Brian Wilhelm November 7, 2007

Bear Trapped

1. When a woman grabs an unwilling man's hand and forces her thighs shut upon it. Usually followed by the reluctant male being subjected to watching the woman perform a sexual act on herself.

"I told that drunk girl I was married man, but she grabbed my hand and bear trapped it between her thighs. She wouldn't let go until after she rubbed one out"

by provparkside December 18, 2012

Trapped Millennial

A millennial mentaly trapped in a different millennium than the one they are currently in

Billy: I just got windows 10
Bobby: Yeah, well I already had windows 95
Billy: You're a trapped millennial
Bobby: Is that good?

by a babies goad April 18, 2017

A monster trapped in denim

Is a huge penis being strangled by tight pants.

"My penis in these jeans is like a monster trapped in denim and I’m about to release the Kraken.”

by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012