tourist trap 

A place specifically designed to attract stupid tourists and take their money. It's like taking candy from a baby, that's how easily they fork it over.

I thought the largest ball of twine in the world would be really cool and worth every penny of the $29 entrance fee, but I was really disappointed when I realized that it was nothing but a dumb tourist trap.

tourist trap by Nick D July 19, 2004

Eiffel Tower With A Strong Base And Tourists 

It's a variation of the Eiffel Tower you still have the guy standing getting head and the guy doing the girl in the ass but then you have another guy underneath doing her in the vag the two guys up top slap hands and you have two additional guys getting hand jobs from the woman on the sides.

"So me and the boys Eiffel Tower With A Strong Base And Tourists a bitch after two of her buds came in, whopped their cocks out and became tourists"

Eiffel Tower With A Strong Base And Tourists by WeWe Baguette December 10, 2019

Google tourist 

The act of visiting several popular tourist locations, such as the Eiffel Tower,
via Google Street View.

Can make staycations seem as though you've gone somewhere and done something.

Guy 1: Dude, I saw the Coliseum, the Eiffel Tower, and Dubai yesterday on Google Street View, it was like I was actually there!

Guy 2: You're such a Google Tourist.

Google tourist by BB Frazier January 19, 2010

Diversity-Tourist 

One who praises diversity while living in a monoracial town/neighborhood.

"If you claim to love diversity, yet live in a white-majority neighborhood, you're just a diversity-tourist."

Diversity-Tourist by UD345 September 5, 2017

touristaurant 

Expensive restaurants with horrible food that people still go to for the prime location or atmosphere.

Barbara: "Want to eat at this place? It has a beautiful view of the Eiffel Tower!"
Shmit: "Nah, that place is a total touristaurant, my food was awful last time I ate there."

touristaurant by crazyinstagirl July 25, 2018

tacky tourist

Bermuda shorts. Hawaiian shirt, socks with sandals, camera hanging around neck. Hat

Wow he's a tacky tourist

tacky tourist by El supreemo December 12, 2015

emotional tourist

An emotional tourist is someone who moves from relationship to relationship, or friend to friend, feeding off the emotional attachment the other person has for them. They use this to validate their existence, and often damage other people who actually care about them.

"Dude Ava is such an emotional tourist"

"I know right, she just "lost interest in you" and now she's dating her best friend"

emotional tourist by Cmplictd May 10, 2018