touchmebleed

a threat used in a short joking burst

Seb: Give me the remote (reaches over)

Joel:touchmebleed

Seb: oh......ok

by Joel Sweeney June 20, 2007

Touchette

When you miss a half year of school then somehow pass to the next grade.

(Students just recieved their report cards)

Josh: Jim let me see your grades, there is no way you passed this year. You skipped over half the year while you were "sick".

Jim: Here dude check it out, I passed everything, even somehow pulled off a 100 in English.

Josh: Wow, I can't believed you just pulled a Touchette Senior Year!

by big_foot January 21, 2011

Touchception

Meaning a play that was a touchdown, but should've been ruled by an interception. Or vice versa.

A term coined by Twitter parody account @NotBillWalton .

As time expired on September 24th, 2012 on a MNF game with the Packers facing the Seahawks, Seattle's QB Russell Wilson dropped back for a hail mary. The score at the time was 12-7. The pass was intercepted by Packers defensive back M.D. Jennings. As Jennings fell to the floor, Seahawks receiver Golden Tate attempted to steal the ball from Jennings. Tate had one arm on the ball, while Jennings had complete possession. The replacement refs, who had blown plenty of calls before this play, called it a touchdown reception by Golden Tate. Even after review, it was called a TD.

@NotBillWalton had tweeted shortly after, "Touchception!"

That touchception won the Seahawks the game on Monday.

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by You Know Who I Am ! September 26, 2012

Touchfended

The feeling you get when you are simultaneously moved emotionally and a little insulted.

The term is a portmanteau of "touched" and "offended"

When he said he read some bad poetry and thought of me, I was understandably touchfended.

by -=DC=- February 24, 2011

Touchception

A portmanteau of "touchdown" and "interception." In football, this occurs when a ball is caught in the endzone by an eligible receiver and a defender at the same time. Made possible by inept replacement referees during a Packers/Seahawks game on Monday Night Football.

"Referee #1: Touchdown! Golden Tate caught it in the endzone."

"Referee #2: Interception! M.D. Jennings came up with it."

"Both Referees: Wait, that's a Touchception! Six points and move the ball to the 20."

by KoopaKid17 September 25, 2012

touchengraben

german for the common french word touche. commonly mistaken to mean playful violence.

Andrew: It's a bit nipply out isn't it?
Joycie: Don't you mean nippy?
Andrew: Touchengraben!
(Joycie giggles)

by drusolini September 1, 2006

truthment

A true statement;
A more proper (or fin pretentious way of articulating, "true say"

Compound word consisting of 'truth'; and 'ment' - derived from statement.

Dude, that was a truthment you just spoke there.

by jeebuzz October 5, 2010