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Jackson: hey bro what happened to that 10/10 chick Veronica?
Dillon: she had a kid and started eating, caught some tortilla hips.
Jackson: gross.
Dillon: she had a kid and started eating, caught some tortilla hips.
Jackson: gross.
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is a finnish phrase used whenever Finland is mentioned outside its borders in any form. The sentence is translated as "Let's meet at the Market Square" which is a place in Helsinki (Finland's capital city) where Finns celebrate any sport related success of their naitional team, pretty much only of the ice hockey one.
Amongst Finns the phrase is usually used in sarcastic way, as Finland apparently craves for international recognition and attention.
is a finnish phrase used whenever Finland is mentioned outside its borders in any form. The sentence is translated as "Let's meet at the Market Square" which is a place in Helsinki (Finland's capital city) where Finns celebrate any sport related success of their naitional team, pretty much only of the ice hockey one.
Amongst Finns the phrase is usually used in sarcastic way, as Finland apparently craves for international recognition and attention.
(in finnish)
- "Hey, there is an article about finnish baseball in Washington Post!"
- "Haha torilla tavataan!"
- "Hey, there is an article about finnish baseball in Washington Post!"
- "Haha torilla tavataan!"
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The vibe that comes with having to write functions as a linear combination of the Legendre Polynomials in spherical coordinates.
by vibes69 December 5, 2019
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Me and my girl fucked for hours. We finally passed out and slept for who knows how long. When I woke up, I was hard as a rock again and got me my ass tortilla from her. Once she was sucked and licked clean I decided to cornhole her. I deposited my load deep in her turd canal.
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Preparation
Wellsian Tortillas take little preparation or forethought in creation and are typically the result of an ill-thought out attempt at humor or as a illogical retort. On rare occasions, Wellsian Tortillas defy their aforementioned blandness and absurdity and can bear a faintly (stress faintly) humorous aftertaste. This taste is usually not prolonged and tends to fade within a few minutes - not unlike the symptoms of Salvia use or joke degradation (the phenomenon of fading joke appeal over repeated tellings).
To prepare your own Wellsian Tortillas, the following ingredients are required:
* Absurd amounts of movie (and/or) pop-culture familiarity. "Absurd amounts" being attributable to the often-time inability to control one's reference and/or vocalizing of an inane movie/pop-culture reference (usually at inappropriate times).
* Child-like innocence naivety, usually used as a complement to actions that in other people would border on the levels of mental instability/underdevelopment.
* An unwitting audience.
* An easy bake oven (a mouth often doubles as a field-expedient easy bake oven.
Side Effects
Wellsian Tortillas should be created and consumed sparingly. Overcreation/overconsumption of Wellsian Tortillas can result in painful side-effects including hysteria, momentary blindness, momentary muteness or deafness, wide spread panic, delusions of grandeur, homicidal rage, unnecessary impersonations, and dementia. Safe recommended doses are somewhere between 0 and 1 ingestions annually.
If you believe you have consumed or created a Wellsian Tortilla consult your doctor (i.e. the nearest suicidal instrument).
If all else fails SLING PIGEON.
Preparation
Wellsian Tortillas take little preparation or forethought in creation and are typically the result of an ill-thought out attempt at humor or as a illogical retort. On rare occasions, Wellsian Tortillas defy their aforementioned blandness and absurdity and can bear a faintly (stress faintly) humorous aftertaste. This taste is usually not prolonged and tends to fade within a few minutes - not unlike the symptoms of Salvia use or joke degradation (the phenomenon of fading joke appeal over repeated tellings).
To prepare your own Wellsian Tortillas, the following ingredients are required:
* Absurd amounts of movie (and/or) pop-culture familiarity. "Absurd amounts" being attributable to the often-time inability to control one's reference and/or vocalizing of an inane movie/pop-culture reference (usually at inappropriate times).
* Child-like innocence naivety, usually used as a complement to actions that in other people would border on the levels of mental instability/underdevelopment.
* An unwitting audience.
* An easy bake oven (a mouth often doubles as a field-expedient easy bake oven.
Side Effects
Wellsian Tortillas should be created and consumed sparingly. Overcreation/overconsumption of Wellsian Tortillas can result in painful side-effects including hysteria, momentary blindness, momentary muteness or deafness, wide spread panic, delusions of grandeur, homicidal rage, unnecessary impersonations, and dementia. Safe recommended doses are somewhere between 0 and 1 ingestions annually.
If you believe you have consumed or created a Wellsian Tortilla consult your doctor (i.e. the nearest suicidal instrument).
If all else fails SLING PIGEON.
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look at the state of my room has todzilla been in here ? watch out here comes todzilla ! I see todzilla has been in the bathroom the shampoo is missing and theres toothpaste and towels everywhere !
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