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Tortilla Hips

Tortilla hips is a rather unfortunate condition that usually strikes women after pregnancy. Once attractive, hourglass figures develop love handles. Women with carb heavy diets such as Mexican and Italian cuisine are at increased risk for tortilla hips.
Jackson: hey bro what happened to that 10/10 chick Veronica?

Dillon: she had a kid and started eating, caught some tortilla hips.

Jackson: gross.
by Great Seany January 17, 2017
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Torilla tavataan!

Also "Torille!"
is a finnish phrase used whenever Finland is mentioned outside its borders in any form. The sentence is translated as "Let's meet at the Market Square" which is a place in Helsinki (Finland's capital city) where Finns celebrate any sport related success of their naitional team, pretty much only of the ice hockey one.

Amongst Finns the phrase is usually used in sarcastic way, as Finland apparently craves for international recognition and attention.
(in finnish)
- "Hey, there is an article about finnish baseball in Washington Post!"
- "Haha torilla tavataan!"
by InfernoCanto June 23, 2016
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Stale tortilla vibes

The vibe that comes with having to write functions as a linear combination of the Legendre Polynomials in spherical coordinates.
"Yo man, that homework last night was giving me serious stale tortilla vibes."
by vibes69 December 5, 2019
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ass tortilla

The art of waking up after sleeping off a long night or day of balls deep consensual sex and then spreading your ladys ass cheeks wide and tongue fucking and sucking her asshole.
Me and my girl fucked for hours. We finally passed out and slept for who knows how long. When I woke up, I was hard as a rock again and got me my ass tortilla from her. Once she was sucked and licked clean I decided to cornhole her. I deposited my load deep in her turd canal.
by The Cornhole King January 19, 2005
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Wellsian Tortilla

Wellsian Tortillas are a unique brand of tortillas made in the Lakewood/Steilacoom region of Washington, specifically in the vicinity of Fort Lewis. Wellsian Tortillas are known for their blandly absurd taste - and for having a penchant for always being around when least expected (i.e. in the middle of a class or briefing, it is not unusual for a Wellsian Tortilla to come flying out of the back of the room to unanimous dissatisfaction). Historically, Wellsian Tortillas originated in 2008 on the United States Army base called Fort Lewis.

Preparation
Wellsian Tortillas take little preparation or forethought in creation and are typically the result of an ill-thought out attempt at humor or as a illogical retort. On rare occasions, Wellsian Tortillas defy their aforementioned blandness and absurdity and can bear a faintly (stress faintly) humorous aftertaste. This taste is usually not prolonged and tends to fade within a few minutes - not unlike the symptoms of Salvia use or joke degradation (the phenomenon of fading joke appeal over repeated tellings).

To prepare your own Wellsian Tortillas, the following ingredients are required:

* Absurd amounts of movie (and/or) pop-culture familiarity. "Absurd amounts" being attributable to the often-time inability to control one's reference and/or vocalizing of an inane movie/pop-culture reference (usually at inappropriate times).

* Child-like innocence naivety, usually used as a complement to actions that in other people would border on the levels of mental instability/underdevelopment.

* An unwitting audience.

* An easy bake oven (a mouth often doubles as a field-expedient easy bake oven.

Side Effects
Wellsian Tortillas should be created and consumed sparingly. Overcreation/overconsumption of Wellsian Tortillas can result in painful side-effects including hysteria, momentary blindness, momentary muteness or deafness, wide spread panic, delusions of grandeur, homicidal rage, unnecessary impersonations, and dementia. Safe recommended doses are somewhere between 0 and 1 ingestions annually.

If you believe you have consumed or created a Wellsian Tortilla consult your doctor (i.e. the nearest suicidal instrument).

If all else fails SLING PIGEON.
Man... that Wellsian Tortilla tastes like shit.
by Specialist Demotable B June 24, 2009
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hurricane tortilla

hurricane katrina? more like hurricane tor til a (a vine) (rip vine)
by Lay<3 April 20, 2018
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todzilla

a thundering toddler that is overweight, small but causes maximum devistation ! tod short for toddler and zilla short for godzilla .
look at the state of my room has todzilla been in here ? watch out here comes todzilla ! I see todzilla has been in the bathroom the shampoo is missing and theres toothpaste and towels everywhere !
by h.babelicious December 30, 2008
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