Topshop

A large high street shop teenagers like to buy overpriced clothes from because they think its 'different' to other teenage clothing shops.

All shorts could pass off as denim knickers
All skirts/dresses (except maxis) could pass off as tight tops the common surrey girl wears with high heals to show ones pants at parties

Despite the fact topshop is a clothing store they also have a small sweet shop by the counter so you buy the sweets and have to buy bigger sizes in their clothes

On a day out a classic surrey girl would wear head to toe toshop which is what she clasiffies as 'different'

"hey i need some new shorts...topshop?"
"no babe they have actual denim knickers in primark!"
"sweet!"

surrey girl no.1 'oh my daiz babe i love your dress, wheres it from?'
surrey girl no.2 'topshop petite, yours sweetie?'
surrey girl no.1 'topshop online. your shoes?'
surrey girl no.2 ' topshop like my hat tights makeup and jewelry'
surrey girl no.1 'same! we look so different hunny'

by anonanonanonanonanonanonanonan July 26, 2011

TOPSHOP!

for awkward silences and general amusement, say this word as high pitched as possible.
hours of family fun ; )

man "i'm leaving you for your sister."
women ".....topshop!!"

by phizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzstaa December 23, 2008

Topshop

Gesture made between mates, reafirming their close friendship. (See Mighty Boosh Series 1)

One friend says to the other in soft and slightly inquisitive tones, whilst lighty taping said friend in a comforting manner with a their hand (fingers bunched together and touching the thumb) "Topshop?"

Friend replies with similar gesture to any part of friends body replying simply "Topshop."

by rastapastagofaster April 7, 2009

topshop chav

The evolved form of chav. When Sienna Miller became 'the height' of English fashion, high street stores like TopShop were thrown into the limelight. Enter, the topshop chav. They're the same scum as before, they just look slightly better, although they're still all identical to each other.

When Kate Moss' line for topshop comes out next year, the fashion world will cringe - we know there'll be a long line of 'chuddy' chewing, sweaty, identical topshop chavs queuing up at 4am to look just like her.

My Zoe is a topshop chav, whenever I go shopping I say to myself.. "Would Zoe wear it?" and then replace it promptly on the shelf if the answer is anywhere near yes.

"I just saw 17 topshop chavs walking down the street, all identically dressed."

Katherine - "I shop at Topshop, I'm not a topshop chav!"
Me - "yes, but, you don't buy then entire store (or try and buy the entire store from cheaper shops like Poundsavers) and wear the clothes exactly like the bloody mannequins.
Katherine - "Ah, I am now enlightened."

by shewasaninjagirl October 9, 2006

Topshop

A British clothing line and retail store that also sells other lines. Kate Moss and the Jenner sisters have endorsed Topshop. Adidas has collaborated with them. The store is pricey but affordable. Beyonce has been seen in their apparel. They also have student discounts.

Where did you get your Bomber?

Topshop. They have them in black and olive green. Only 100 dollars. I

by Neila96 May 30, 2016

toastophile

Someone who likes to shag toasters

David: Why are you arresting me?!
Police: You were shagging a toaster! You are a toastophile

by HELLOOOO December 22, 2020

Topshop

1. An expensive high street shop where Kate Moss has her own stupid fashion range

2. A scene shop for Emo's to shop when they go through their 'i love pretty flowers, hello kitty and ice cream' stage and when they want to be more 'different' than they already claim to be. Aside from that topshop sell some very pretty clothes for 'Normal' people who genuinely are interested in fashion.

1. 'Wanna go to Topshop today?'

'FUCK no, i don't wanna spend ££'s on stupid wemo clothes designed by Kate Moss!'

2. 'I love topshop'

'Why?'

'They sell pretty flowery things which i could wear and pass off for being my own unique style'

'Fuck off, wemo'

by FloraJane May 25, 2009