Toelonoscopy

A kick in the ass

Keep being a smart ass and I'll give you an Toelonoscopy

by Don Ee July 6, 2016

toploader

n/ A communal spliff with most of the marijuana packed tightly at the top, so the first person to smoke it (usually the one to roll it) gets a far bigger high than the others.
p.n/ Someone who rolls one of the above.

I swear to never be, roll or not beat the living crap out of a toploader.

by I August 16, 2004

tupelo

A single story house typically found in the South and examplified by Elvis Presley's home in Tupelo, Mississipi

Elvis Presley lived in his tupelo with his parents and siblings.

by BlahblahBlackSheep December 31, 2014

Tokelore

Stories about smoking weed, or adventures/misadventures had while stoned that have reached legendary status and are frequently retold at social gatherings by other weed smokers.

Sample tokelore...

Smoker1: "hey, ever heard about that guy over in Randomtown that smoked a shitload and then went walking about the college campus buck naked?"
Smoker2:"Oh yeah... didn't he even try going into a lecture?"
Smoker 3: "That guy is awesome.."

by Tokelorius April 30, 2010

Toppelos

Top Aphelios

Hey! I think i am going to pick Toppelos.

by Shrink8 December 10, 2020

Uncle Tupelo

Uncle Tupelo was an alternative country music group from Belleville, Illinois, active between 1987 and 1994. Jay Farrar, Jeff Tweedy, and Mike Heidorn formed the band.

Jessie: I found this great Vinyl at the used record store!
Rick: Who is it?
Jessie: Uncle Tupelo!, But they are broken up.
Rick: Bummer, I am going to write a song about a girl I can't have now.

by False Aorta January 18, 2015

toploading

(V.) Overfilling a hand-rolled cigarette (specifically a marijuana cigarette) in the front part of the joint. Toploading is considered rude and and a blazer faux pas.

Lindsey:"How was that party last night?"

Max: "Well, Brennan started toploading and that fucked-up his rollers rights so Zak got the first taste."

by Maxxxwell June 22, 2008