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Tonbridge Sacking

A Tonbridge sacking is when you ram your scrotum violently into a woman’s vaginal canal during sexual intercourse. It’s a right of passage to becoming a man in Tonbridge.
We gave skinners a right old Tonbridge Sacking yesterday.
by Jimmy Tomlinson September 29, 2021
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tonerhoner

Damn look, there's tonerhoner at it again chasing children
by YsguborHen November 29, 2022
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Toner Boner

What you definitely don't get when looking at a 2005 RAM 1500 Daytona edition.
Brad: Wow! Look at that RAM 1500! Why does it have a spoiler on it?
Carlos: He gets a toner boner from it. Nobody else cares about it but the guy driving it sure likes to think so. It's also got a bone stock 5.7 Hemi in it.
by Mardel March 10, 2021
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Toner

A musical boner. Being sexually attracted to a person because of their musical talent. A term made popular, if not coined, by the movie Pitch Perfect.
Hearing her sing gives me a major toner.

The Phantom of the Opera was the first literary instance of a guy getting a toner.
by Bosephus Reeegan March 14, 2013
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toner pirate

Sleazy assholes who lie or mislead unsuspecting office staff into accepting replacement toner for corporate copy machines, or who send replacement toner unsolicited, and then bill the company at exorbitant rates.
Some intern signed for five toner cartridges, and now some fucking toner pirates have billed us for $1200.
by danimalbangbang September 12, 2005
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Tonbridge Reverse Eclair

Sexual Act.
Whilst partaking in anal sex, the recieving party will begin pushing out a log of excrement till it makes contact with the tip. At this point, the giving party will ejaculate, injecting his load into the log. This will result in the formation of a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, which may be decorated with seepage.
Guy 1: Dude, your room smells like shit.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, Emily and I went hard last night.
Guy 1: Did you make a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, though?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude. It was lit.
Guy 1: Rad dude.
by Roger Lichtenstein July 15, 2016
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Geiru Toneido

the clown girl from ace attorney that nobody knows or remembered until speedoru posted an animation where she is really thicc and don't have fake boobs and where she makes edgeworth straight and he becomes crazy for her clussy, cushions and butt
Geiru Toneido: i noticed that the whoopee cushion i use in my routines is missing...
Edgeworth: AWOOGA! i've got a bad case of clussy fever, and i wanna make whoopee with her cushions
Judge: ORDER, MR.EDGEWORTH ORDERRRRR!
Edgeworth: I order Ms.Toneido to put her BUTT her whole BUTT and nothing more BUT her BUTT on my face
Geiru Toneido: Oohh ❤
Wright: OBJECTFYING!

Viewer: i think i have a new fetish now
by cushions July 15, 2022
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