toilette twinkie

A turd that has been sitting in thetoilette for a long time an dhas lost its color. For instance in a public restroom at a rest stop.

"I pissed that Toilette Twinkie to a million bits!"

by chubnubby March 18, 2014

Toiliter

Something funny you write for Urban Dictionary while spending time on the toilet.

After writing so many definitions on Urban Dictionary while on the toilet, I realized I was a Toiliter!

by Frank Palace November 3, 2018

Toilatte

Often used to describe the appearance of a bathroom toilet bowl after morning coffee due to diarrhea or liquid shits.

The toilet basically looks like a "late" coffee drink due to its color and skim substance appearance on top.

Husband: "Honey, I heard some noises from the bathroom, are you okay?"

Talia: "I'm fine, it was just another toilatte I made thanks to that strong coffee.

by Oldbay5 May 27, 2020

toilette roulette

One thinks they may get diarrhea after eating at restaurants such as Taco Bell, or McDonalds. Chance of diarrhea is 50%.

Oh man, I shouldn't have eaten McDonalds. I always get toilette roulette from there.

by Dave_Coulier May 7, 2010

Davidoff Eau de Toilette

After one lays a choddy, he scoops up the kaka and puts it in his distilling equipment to transform into a liquid perfume for his better half.

valentines day is approaching and 'dave' is wondering what to get 'amy' for a gift. It is especially hard for 'dave' as he struggles to put food on the table. As he sits on the toilet pondering about the love of his life he decides to get her a Davidoff Eau de Toilette as it is the cheapest and most sexually attracting gift for his lover 'amy'

by perfumedave January 25, 2014

Toiloiter

verb
gerund or present participle: toiloitering

sit on the toilet avoidantly with a purpose that is not gastrointestinally related, esp. as in students evading classwork

When the teacher tried unsuccessfully to retrieve her students toiloitering in the bathroom to avoid their math lesson, she angrily shrieked, “F@&# this! I don’t give a s@&# if you ever understand fractions!”

by Julie Oolie September 29, 2023

toolkitter

A newer definition of a newb and spamer , the toolkitter is mainly recognized for being a stupid and ignorant user of RuneScapeToolKit. The toolkitter will often be found using excessive questionmarks, exclamation marks, and any other keyboard button that can be held down. The toolkitter may even go so far as to hitting his/her keyboard.

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by funman February 18, 2005