titmouse

A bird referenced as something with a short term memory.

"She has the memory of a titmouse." "Sorry, I totally blanked; I have the memory of a titmouse today."

by M.L. Faire June 22, 2015

Titmouse

Neither a tit, nor a mouse. It's a bird believe it or not.

Is that a titmouse?

by Hastagyolol'egg November 5, 2017

Titmouse

Small, invisible rodent that leads what one imagines is an idyllic existence in the ample cleavage of beautiful ladies.

Gordon: I'd love to be Nigella Lawson's titmouse.

by Citizen Sade March 14, 2008

Rusty Titmouse

When a man inserts his big toe into a womans anus, while sucking her tits.

Chris wanted a Rusty Titmouse from Sarah for his birthday.

by GrandHoneybadger September 8, 2009

chasing the titmouse

trying to get a short, petite woman to be attracted to you (participial phrase)

I haven't had a drink with my friend all night; he's been busy chasing the titmouse.

by Schlomo McSweenie May 18, 2006

Tufted Titmouse

To blow in a woman's butthole and squeeze her stomach to create a bagpipe impression and to make her appear "tufted." Then use her nipples as buttons such as on a bagpipe.

Person 1: So what did you do with that girl last night?

Person 2: Well, I got a blumpkin, then I gave her a Tufted Titmouse.

by Golden Pack January 14, 2010

Awkward Titmouse

The male or female partner of a large breasted (usually) woman who has above average incapabilities of dealing with social situations.

A
"Why did you leave so early?"
B
"Chris was such an Awkward Titmouse. He kept touching and not talking."
A
"Your parents must be really pissed off now"
B
"Yeah, this is the second family party when he's done this"

by Bettina Elizabeth February 23, 2009