"Looks like your date went
pretty good buddy"
"Uhh I dont know. Is the hug okay? Gimmie some tips man
"Bro, you gotta let things take their natural path. Look, look. Let me explain some junk about dating. Right now your at tier one. Which is hugging. But pretty soon you will be at tier two. Which is smooching. Then you will make it
down the road to tier 5, where she will let you discover all fifteen feet of her long,
beautiful stomach. And after a while, you will make it to tier eight, where you touch her horn for the very first time. Very special."
"What about tier fifteen?"
"Stay away from that, do not do tier 15!"