"Looks like your date went pretty good
buddy"
"Uhh I dont know. Is the hug okay? Gimmie some tips man
"Bro, you gotta let things take their natural path. Look, look. Let me explain some
junk about dating. Right now your at tier one. Which is hugging. But
pretty soon you will be at tier two. Which is smooching. Then you will make it down the road to tier 5, where she will let you discover all fifteen feet of her long, beautiful stomach. And after a while, you will make it to tier eight, where you touch her horn for the very first time. Very special."
"What about tier fifteen?"
"Stay away from that, do not do tier
15!"