thumb

Used to describe the appearance of a very obese person whose face and double chin have merged into one unit.

No wonder Bill can't breathe, he's a thumb.

by FergusonTO35 October 21, 2010

Thumbed

To hitchhike.

Bobby thumbed a diesel down just before it rained.

by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021

thumbs

the only thing on megan fox that doesnt turn my penis into 3 inches of pure concrete.

oh man i was totally going to spank it to transformers 2, until i saw...the thumbs.

by ZBreezy June 28, 2009

thumb

thumb, pl. thumbs (archaic) - the scrolling finger. Before the digital age, the scrolling finger was used for a multitude of purposes, such as by Roman emperors to announce the decision of executing a gladiator and by police officers to record a suspect's fingerprint. Since the early 21st century though the only use of the scrolling finger has been to scroll news feeds in mobile applications such as Instagram, twitter and Facebook.

Stop licking your thumb, Gordon!

by Mattfinie September 18, 2017

Thumb

What makes us genetically superior.

I have opposable thumbs, so I am better than you.

by HecTiiK September 15, 2009

Thumb

The unattractive and/or short and/or fat person in a group that the others will eventually ditch before the night is over.

Don't worry, we'll lose the thumb before we hit the clubs.

by Nutrageous February 21, 2009

Thumbing

To thumb yourself - to thumb or stick your thumb or finger into ones anus.

Man - "Tom what are you doing?"
Tom - "I'm thumbing myself, it feels very nice."

by Plice December 31, 2011