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Theresa

IS THE BEST HOOMAN YOU WILL EVER MEET!!! THEY ARE THE MOST ANNOYINGLY FUNNY PEOPLE YOU WILL EVER MEET!! YOU GUYS CAN DO ILLEGAL STUFF BUT IT WON'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU HAD FUN! SHE TAKES CHANCES AND ENJOYS LIFE. She weird, funny, crazy, and the most fun person you will ever meet. She's open to new challenges, will take risks, and all ways has your back. Is ready to put up a good fight and won't back down. When you first meet her she's a bit straNGE but that's normal, especially after all she went through. You learn to love her as you get to know her more.
,"OMG you're such a THERESA!"
by idkmanpeoplerweird November 8, 2018
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catch these hands

Term/phrase meaning to fight, or initiating an ass whoopn!
by bigdaddyham July 22, 2014
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We Don't Love These Hoes

A saying frequently tossed around by young adults, meaning that while they may have sex with hoes, they are not foolish enough to fall in love with said hoes, as such is bound to lead to heartbreak sooner or later.
Guy 1: "I think I'm falling in love with La'Dayday man."
Guy 2: "Nigga you dumb as fuck, don't you know we don't love these hoes?"
by midi_visions January 1, 2012
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Doing a Theresa

Trying to move from a good position to a best position and ending up worse off ; cf the old adage "The Best is the Enemy of the Good"
Theresa May is the UK Prime Minister whose Conservative Party had a a working majority in the UK Parliament . She tried to increase the size of that majority by calling an election on 8th June 2017. Although the largely Conservative Party supporting UK Press predicted a landslide victory she in fact ended up losing her overall majority the major oppostiion Party (Labour ) having gained 30 more seats than they held before the election. Theresa May has now lost her overall majority and is in a greatly weakened political position. Whence the expression "Doing a Theresa".
by Arabella pinkerton June 13, 2017
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Therese

she’s not theresa so don’t call her that
hello therese
by hiimnottherese November 30, 2019
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thesisitis

The feeling one gets when thinking about writing their thesis, usually making them feel physically and/or mentally ill.

Symptoms can include, nausea, lethargy, incoherent conversations and sometimes momentary lapses of motor skills (eg. walking).

Without treatment thesisitis can result in excessive desk chair racing and may result in injury.
Student: Man, every time I think about my thesis I feel sick.
Friend: Well maybe you've got thesisitis, it's probably a good idea to take the day off.

Student: Today I rode an elephant backwards up the stairs.
Concerned friend: Pretty sure you have thesisitis... I'm just gonna keep my distance in case it's contagious.
by FY procrastination May 2, 2011
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fix these hearts

Me: YOOOO! I'm gonna go fix these hearts!!!!
by LilSammie November 6, 2020
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