Person 1: Where's John?

Person 2: He has been on the toilet for the past 2 hours, he must be taking a whopper of a shit.

Person 1: bahaha fucken oath
by nathooo March 10, 2019
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1. something of great size

2. a complete lie
That shoe is a whopper.
by Light Joker March 31, 2007
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Whopper is commonly known as the burger in the menu of Burger King. The Whopper is made of lettuce, mayo, pickles, ketchup, onion and tomatoes. Whopper is also known as a synonym of the word lie.
I love eating a whopper.

Why are you telling me a whopper? I'm your friend.
by SlammerGaming0 October 16, 2023
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well when used around the glasgow vecinity "whopper" is used to decribe a piece of information as termanologically inexact (a lie)
"uff man thats a pure whopper and a half"
translated -" thats a lie "
by kenny mcgill April 22, 2005
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an exaggerated story; a BS story.
Chuck has never caught a big fish or a hot girl in his life. All he does is tell whoppers.
by B Noble March 19, 2007
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An exclamation used at the sight of a male blessed in the trouser regions.

An adjective used to describe the above average size of a penis.
"Even though Julie never ate fast food, she'd always jump at the chance to swallow a whopper."
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
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N. An obese yet alluring female that one always regrets hooking up with, because his friends always give him shit the next day.
I can't believe that Eric hooked up with that whopper last night!
by Luke M. October 30, 2006
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