The Fake Out

When a girl pretends to be unsure if she has a condom, in reality knows it's in tucked in the corner of the upper right hand drawer

G1: I want to be safe but not seem like I fuck guys so much I have 'Stash'.
G2: Just do the fake out, bonus the anticipation makes the sex better!

by QueError April 25, 2015

fuck the fake people!

people that feel power over other people when being fake and fucking themselves over.

P1: fuck the fake people!

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 12, 2019

The Fake

A metaphor specifically using the term "the fake" for the comparison of 2 (or more) things or people that are exactly the same but different.

Robert Pattinson is the fake Leonardo DiCaprio of this generation.

Texting in school is the fake passing notes in electronic form.

Mary-Kate is the fake Ashley, and Ashley is the fake Mary-Kate.

Daniel Craig is the fake Pierce Brosnan, who is the fake Timothy Dalton, who is the fake Roger Moore, who is the fake Sean Connery, who is the fake George Lazenby, who is the fake Sean Connery.

by Claybabe2k April 13, 2010

spit on the fake queen

When you and your brothers find a queen, but realize she’s a fake queen you must spit on her

Spit on the fake queen my bruddas

by Koxxel February 2, 2018

The Fake-Out

When you are having sex, and you pull out just before you cum and tell your partner you'll be finishing in their mouth...at the last second tilt your cock upward and bust one in her eye while screaming FAKE OUT!

The Fake-Out, according to urbandictionary.com apparently has to be used in a sentence.

"I was fucking my girlfriend last night and i totally pulled the fake out...we haven't spoken since."

by IRA PKP January 19, 2006

The ‘cher with the fake coffee cup

That teacher who always walks around with a coffee cup-like water bottle in her hand even during lesson time.

“What’s the name of our Literature teacher?”
“The ‘cher with the fake coffee cup!”

by ACTethx February 12, 2020

Ben Shapiro (A.K.A the fake Conservative)

Don't let Ben Shrimpo fool ya. He's fake. He literally got caught on a mic saying "cut out the part where I said 'pansexual'". Don't believe me? There's more! Remember how he claimed that Trump would supposedly destroy conseratives? Stay away from him🍤

Ben Shapiro (A.K.A the fake conservative): Can you cut out the part where I said "pansexual"? Yeah that sounds kinda weird.

Me: Oh look who it is.

by Skyrim550 August 27, 2022