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feed the ducks

Code word for any sort of sexual act. This includes masturbating, having sex with anyone, phone sex, cybering, etc, etc.
"I had to feed the ducks all alone."

"Will you help me feed my ducks?"

"The ducks are hungry." (would symbolize being horny)

"I think my ducks are going to die of starvation."

"Oh man, the ducks are STUFFED."
by Jenlia Franceroyalty September 16, 2008
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feeding the ducks

Pulling your plonker with emphasis on the forward stroke.
Stuart: "I caught Joey having a wank on the couch last night."

Jeff: "Was he spanking the monkey or feeding the ducks"
by Galuscio July 1, 2011
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The ducks are sleeping

1 You would say this when you are in a boring conversation

2 when someone mentions someone who's boring
Person 1:.....so then when we got to the park......

Person 2: OMG the ducks are sleeping

Person 1: ...so then I called betty...
Person 2: Betty is sooo boring like the ducks are sleeping
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feeding the ducks

Usually a male Sexually pleasuring yourself. Can be done alone, or in the company of others. Also can be done with the help of others.
Phil said that he had to leave early to go home for dinner, but I found out later that he just went over to Stevos to feed the ducks.
by Jobot October 19, 2003
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The ducks are running

It's a better way to say triggered. And it is more like it's a triggering situation than you being triggered.
1You pour a bowl of cereal you're out of milk so you go to the store and you get a flat tire and thats when you say the ducks are running.

Person 1: hey dude I really like that girl.
Person 2: oh dude she's coming over here you should ask her out

*Girl asks out person 2*
Person 1 and 2 look at each other and say the ducks are running.
by 🦆🤦🙃 July 7, 2019
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The Ducks

(Adj); Describing the same noise a person makes when he/she farts while running, for it sounds similar to duck's quacking.
*people jogging together*

Person 1: *ripping farts while moving*
Person 2: "damn, letting out the ducks."
by Helookslikeshaggyfromscoobydoo September 18, 2017
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Feed the Ducks

Unsolicited, undesired invitation to a homosexual relationship
Jim: you wanna feed the ducks?
Bob: no, brah, I don’t swing that way.
Jim: ok, you wanna feed the snake?
by barffbag June 14, 2018
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