1. when your sharpener eats up your pencil
2. when skinny people have sex
electric pencil sharpeners are great because you can reduce the risk of pencil fuck
not to be confused with Shitty Christ
psychiatrist: hello sir, can we help you with a shower, some clean clothes and ointment for your head lice? You must be very uncomfortable!
patient: get your hands off me, punk! I AM JESUS CHRIST, GODDAMNIT! GOD DAMN YOU all to HELL! I am your SAVIOR, you motherfucker!!
psychiatrist to nurse : OK, I think we need a HAC and put Smelly Christ in 31-D
nurse: We can't put him in 31-D because Shitty Christ is in 31-W and they'll get confused.
When your computer or device is being a crazy asshole.
My computer froze mid-processing, in a state of machinugas. I guess I'll just turn off the stupid fucker and call my Rabbi.
Unsolicited, undesired invitation to a homosexual relationship
Jim: you wanna feed the ducks?
Bob: no, brah, I don’t swing that way.
Jim: ok, you wanna feed the snake?
Buy a
Feed the Ducks
mug!
What Do We Do Now?
Idiot 1: Hey, What the fuck , WDWDN?
Idiot 2: I don’t know.
