lag in the vag

having some sort of break in between relationships.

Person 1: "Yo Paul's been having girlfriend after girlfriend... no lag in the vag dawg"

by Sophieshorts March 5, 2011

veet the vag

1. verb: to procrastinate.

2. verb: to masturbate.

1. i really veeted the vag on that paper.
2. i'm gonna go veet the vag.

by jameesees May 3, 2023

sagged in the vag

A way to describe a woman who is born under the star sign Saggitarius.

A: You know that one chick?

B: No.

A: Shes totally sagged in the vag!

by AG1k May 30, 2023

Curse of the shaven vag

When you feel like you're going to get some loving so you shave your vagina only to be denied.

"I waxed it and everything then Billy had the runs"

"Curse of the shaven vag happens everytime!"

by vagtastic1234 September 19, 2011

The notorious VAG

1) The female genatailia
2) A stupid person's favourite rapper

Did you get at her 'notorious VAG'?

No it turns out 'she' was a man.

by kaladonia October 20, 2003

The Point of Vag Return

When you go down on a girl and, just as you get closer to her genital area, you realize her vag smells like a dumpster.

Oh man. I went to go down on Carla last night and I experienced the Point of Vag Return. It was horrible.

by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010

Vag Around the Collar

When a guy is so hammered, eats out a whore, when he normally would know better not to. The end result: Nasty pussy juice stains all along the collar of his shirt.

Mother F'er!! I have Vag Around the Collar. I knew I got too drunk last night and should not have eaten out that hooker. Arrgghh, a perfect shirt ruined!!

by RHCLL Mofo'r January 23, 2009