Strangler

Attempting to give yourself a "squeezer" (very firm handjob ) with a hand that is asleep (The Stranger)

A Squeezer w/ A Stranger = A Strangler

I needed to jerk it with a little more pressure to cum but my hand fell asleep and I ended up giving myself a Strangler...

by Friend of SDTW March 24, 2011

strangler

synonym for cigarettes. must be used in conjunction with the word "choker"

"hey slim? you chokin' back a strangler? i'll join you"

by jacques macmegalodon December 18, 2005

latino strangler

When there is an eyeball burning, paint peeling stink eminating from the factory rest rooms after lunchtime it is usually referred to as a latino strangler. It truly makes you wonder where you went wrong.

Oh fuck, another latino strangler.That damn beanerbeat me here again! I should have used the restroom at the Mobil station.

by Running out of patience December 13, 2008

Wrangler Strangler

When you're walking or riding with friends and spot a jeep wrangler, you are to place both hands around their neck and gently "strangle" them while shouting "Wrangler Strangler!"or simply pointing at the vehicle.

It is unnecessary to say licence after a wrangler strangler because it is understood that the 'strangler' cannot be strangled.

The phrase was coined by a small group of Bronx teens in the early 2010s.

*Please don't seriously strangle your friends, that's rude*

(Jeep Wrangler drives by)

Toni: Wrangler strangler!

(Strangles Steph)

Stephanie: Wrangler strangler!

(Strangles Donna)

Donna: Bitch!

by That White Sauce February 02, 2013

Nipple Strangler

A person who gets satisfaction out of repeated attempts to physically hurt another persons nipple(s).

Nipple Stranglers have extremely deceptive ways and should be feared at all costs.

by LoyalEmployee October 10, 2019

Starch Strangler

When you consume a dry, starchy food that causes a blockade in the oesophagus, which eventually leads to dry-heaving, in a repugnant manner. Usually results in death by asphyxiation.

“Hey Rick, did you here what happened to little Rodney”.”He got Starch Strangler eating a whole loaf of bread with no butter”.

by Starch Strangler July 06, 2021

Tucson strangler

When she choke holds you from the back seat of your car while jerking you off.

I thought I was getting car jacked, but then she pulled a Tucson strangler

by Whyareyousofuckingweird March 24, 2018