texticle 

An individual who incessantly sends you text messages about topics you really have no desire to talk about, especially when anticipating communication from an attractive member of the opposite sex.

Jake (looking at his phone): "Dude, it's another freaking text from Laz about LeBron James. He's sent me six in the last three minutes!"

Scott: "Just turn your damn phone off!"

Jake: "But I can't ... I'm awaiting a text or call from Olga the Lingerie Model about our date tomorrow. Laz is such a texticle."

Scott: "No ... He just needs to get laid."

texticle by J.L. de Plancha July 10, 2010

Texticle 

A reference to the phone of people who are Textually Active

Hey Dude, Toss me your texticle!

Texticle by Gnomekilla August 14, 2009

Texticle 

Having texticles is when someone has the balls to text something they wouldn't say to the persons face.

Brad: Did you hear that Brittany texted Sally, saying she is a bitch?
Joe: Yeah, that girl has some real texticles.

Texticle by princesscassi June 22, 2014

Texticle 

That facebook reading, Google+ updating, Pokemon Go playing scrotum who holds everything up, because their phone is the center of the Universe.

*While driving a car. She swerves.
Her: I just missed hitting that guy on the phone.
Me: It's okay. I got that texticle with the back door.

Texticle by sourkraut November 4, 2016

Texticle

Sending someone a picture of your balls.

Hey man I met this really hot girl last week and while texting I sent her a texticle after she sent me this picture of her titties.

Texticle by Joseph Gatto May 20, 2026

Texticle Dysfunction 

To have difficulties text messaging either due to a jacked up cell phone, network, or just plain sore fingers.

I couldnt text message any of my friends all day long. My phone was not sending any of my text messages. I had a serious case of texticle dysfunction.

Texticle Dysfunction by Railin' October 3, 2008

Texticle Message 

When you (a dude) forget and leave your phone on vibrate and your phone is in your pocket a little to close to the frank and beans. Your phone goes off and you get a "texticle".

"Euhh la la, that must be my wife trying to contact me. I am getting a texticle message."

Texticle Message by crazy88888888 December 2, 2009