Texticles

When you can say anything via text messaging that you can't say outloud or to another person

"That bastard had the texticles to break up with me instead of saying it to my face!"

by Silverflayme January 11, 2010

Texticle

The measure of ones audacity in text form. Often used to describe when one is particularly bold in email, text message, or IM.

"That guy has huge texticles, have you seen half the stuff hes written to Jane?"

by Baelgul July 21, 2009

texticles

A man having the ability to only say what he feels over texting, not in person.

He wouldn't tell me what was wrong until he grew some texticles & sent me a message after he left.

by :-):-( November 21, 2008

Texticles

People who only get the "balls" to say something over text messaging.

Look at the set of texticles on this guy!.. Bet he wouldn't that to my face.

by bad_grammir February 14, 2011

Texticles

The metaphorical "Balls" a person needs to send the initial text to another person they have interest in. This is a slang term, usually oriented around the lack of fortitude they have to attempt this. Usually, it will be try to be exempted by excuses like, "They are busy, they don't have time to text me back." or, " I'm not sure if I should, I mean, what if they're seeing someone else?" but CAN be over came will encouragement from peers.

Person 1: "I really want to text Caitlin... but I don't even really know her..."
Person 2: "And you never will if you don't try. Grow some texticles, and send her a message."
Person 1: "Well, I guess I should just send her a quick note."

by TheIckyStickie December 31, 2012

texticles

The name given to the guys sitting either side of you in the pub texting away on their mobile phones, making you feel like a right old dick in the middle.

I got stuck between a couple of texticles the other night, i felt like a right old dick!

by CraigM999 May 06, 2010

Texticles

Text messages sent inadvertently by ones testicles when the phone is, for example in ones pocket, while walking.

Oh great, more texticles from John. He needs to have himself neutered.

by Dan Linnaeus November 20, 2012