texticle

When you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you're wearing baggy trousers so when you get a text it tickles your nuts.

i was sitting in class the other day when i got a texticle

by Spong a Mong April 21, 2006

texticle

An addict of text-messaging who will shuck all personal and professional obligations to answer some urgent piffle like, 'wassuh;' one so twisted into the world of texting that he or she has socially become akin to a testicular torsion

"So there I am, on my knees - I mean, the tears were in her eyes and shit - and right when I go to propose," Jason said bitterly, "she gets a fucking text message from Jenna about a shoe sale at Marshall's."
Chris gulped. "She didn't answer, did she?"
Jason shook his head yes. "Didn't matter, bro. I took the ring back to Zales and got some mad pussy instead."
Chris grinned. "Seems to me like all texticles come in pairs. If you ain't one of them, just get the fuck out of there. That's what my mother did."

by Lorenz Zingiber August 3, 2007

Texticle

The measure of ones audacity in text form. Often used to describe when one is particularly bold in email, text message, or IM.

"That guy has huge texticles, have you seen half the stuff hes written to Jane?"

by Baelgul July 21, 2009

Texticle

A form of texting similar to sexting. The text message usually contains a graphic image of ones pubic area. The message is usually sent because the sender wants a similar message back from the person that they sent it to. The sender is usually of male gender being that males have testicles.

"If I texticle you will you sext me back?"

by big children August 12, 2009

Texticle

A idiot who drives around with a fake pair of testicles hanging from the trailer hitch on his pickup truck and is sending text messages while driving.

Did you just see that texticle?! He was all over the road! What an idiot!

by Dixiewolf8 July 1, 2009

Texticle

A text message

text-icle:
"-icle" is a suffix from the latin word icus, meaning "formed as/from". For example, the word "icicle" literally means "formed from ice".

Joe: Shit man you really worked me over in that last texticle you sent.
Bill: Yeah, guess I went a bit overboard but I was still seriously pissed.
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by MikeFarad June 28, 2012

Texticle

Anyone who uses their cell phone primarily for texting.

"That poor texticle couldn't walk a step without walking into something.

by Road Pirate March 20, 2011