1 definition by J.L. de Plancha
An individual who incessantly sends you text messages about topics you really have no desire to talk about, especially when anticipating communication from an attractive member of the opposite sex.
Jake (looking at his phone): "Dude, it's another freaking text from Laz about LeBron James. He's sent me six in the last three minutes!"
Scott: "Just turn your damn phone off!"
Jake: "But I can't ... I'm awaiting a text or call from Olga the Lingerie Model about our date tomorrow. Laz is such a texticle."
Scott: "No ... He just needs to get laid."
Scott: "Just turn your damn phone off!"
Jake: "But I can't ... I'm awaiting a text or call from Olga the Lingerie Model about our date tomorrow. Laz is such a texticle."
Scott: "No ... He just needs to get laid."
by J.L. de Plancha July 10, 2010