testilicious

adj. a person with irregularly large testiles

He is a very testilicious man

by Michaela November 26, 2003

Testified

When your testicles are being touched

"Dude my grandma just testified me!"

by greaanntttt March 18, 2009

testifier

the testifyer is given when the man squats over the womans asshole while she lays on her back with the legs above her, near her head. The balls and cock are inserted into the womans fuck holes and then are "pumped" multiple times.

Aww nigga, I used the testifier on this bitch last night and she farted on my left nut. It hurt like getting a cumshot to the eye.

by Jig Gaboo September 20, 2007

Testiliculitis

When someone with the male reproductive organs feels the need to constantly display ones testicles.

Lanny: TESTICLE!!!!!
Ben: Aww shit, Lanny's balls are on the table again.
Lanny: Hehe.
Ben: Man, you got a wicked case of testiliculitis.

by The Flying Filipino October 31, 2005

Testilectro Strawberry Sundae

When you attach your car battery's jumper cable's to your testicles after putting them in your partner's mouth, turning on the power and letting the electricity force them to bite down on your dingleberries hard enough to bleed while foaming at the mouth.

"My girlfriend said if I don't show up to her old cunt of a father's party she'd give me a Testilectro Strawberry Sundae the next time she sees me."

by Celenrei June 16, 2024