testiculate

\tuh-STIK-yuh-layt\, intransitive verb:
1. To make gestures or motions with one's genitals, especially while speaking or instead of speaking

transitive verb:
1. To indicate or express by gestures with one's testicles.

As a paraplegic with limited motor skills, Jim couldn't use his hands to emphasize his speech, so instead he had to testiculate. This often led to him getting arrested for public indecency, although every woman he was ever with was never unsatisfied.

by Zigfried December 8, 2007

Testiculickalitis

An affliction of the oral cavity thats symptoms include sore knees, aching jaw, tongue lesions, and rapid job advancements.

Damn John you got another promotion- have you asked your doctor to be screened for Testiculickalitis?

by Brique October 8, 2008

testiculate

To move one's hands and arms expressively while talking bollox.

As he got more and more drunk, he was not only loud, he was testiculating wildly.

by David Earle April 16, 2004

testicule

Having no balls or close to none. Cowardly.

What a pussy. He didnt commit to the stunt and crushed his little testicules

by ThunderAlley October 10, 2007

Testiclites

Small mammial creatures often attached to the "Sack" of a male and emmit strange bell sounds when touched

"Brrrring" ah you touched my testiclites

by Phys September 13, 2005

Testicularexplodoses

Tes-tic-u-lar-explod-oses

Beating your dick too much could result in a condition known as testicularexplodoses in which all of the sperm cells would explode out of the testicles in a similar fashion to a frag grenade.

Coroner 1: Yup there's evidence of intense masterbation.

Coroner 2: Damn we lost another one to Testicularexplodoses.

by YaBoiDark December 15, 2018

Testiculate

"To bust someones balls." Giving someone a hard time.

I was just testiculating him.

MAN! I've just been testiculated for something I didn't even do.

by Gis November 15, 2005