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Bull Shark Testosterone

Bull Shark Testosterone or "BST" is overpowered shit in Grand Theft Auto Online used mainly by people who are shit at the game. It gives you double damage and health for 60 seconds. It also makes basically every weapon in the game 1-2 shot kill. Literally the best idea Rockstar has come up with.
GTA Online Player #1: "Dude I shot this guy like 25 times and he kills me one shot. WTF?!"

GTA Online Player #2: "He is using Bull Shark Testosterone dumbass."

GTA Online Player #1: "FUCK!"
by Aemuli September 18, 2018
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testosterbro

Your buddy who comes along with you to the "all female" event you got stuck attending
I can't believe I got roped into going to a baby shower. Thank God my testosterbro came and brought beer!
by Toooldtobecool February 7, 2017
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Teshome

A person with this name is caring person specially father.he is so kind and lives for others instead of himself.he forgives people even when they have done something unforgivable.a person with this name has the pure of heart.and also is fearless and smart.a person with this name is very lucky.if you know a person with this name respect them they are very awesome.
oh! he is so kind he has a heart like Teshome.
by chalak June 14, 2020
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Tesco Value Vodka

Oh sweet aqua vitae!

Britain's cheapest vodka brand, only available in Tesco stores.

It has become the staple alcoholic beverage of students and tramps across the United Kingdom, usually mixed with equally low budget soft drinks.

When exposed to freshers this beverage, above all others, has been proven to result in events of great hilarity and/or death.

Many theories surrounding the actual ingredients of this mythical elixir exist, it is most probably fermented primarily from the alcohol soaked clothing of dead Irish men - giving it that slight after taste of Guinness... and corpse.
Adam: "Have you seen Xander recently?"

Ben: "Aye, last night, he'll be out of it for a while though - he downed a bottle of Tesco Value Vodka"

Adam: "Oh S###! What happened?"

Ben: "He got naked and spent the entire evening singing Burlington Burtie then tried to burn down Kings"
by Freols May 18, 2009
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Testosterone Boner

Usually occurs from a man or boy between the months of May all the way to September. A testosterone boner is when a man notices a very attractive girl wearing minimal clothing and all the "alerts" of a boner go off minus the inconvenient and obvious side effect.
"Dude, G Thom, did you see that fine girl in the short shorts?"
"Hell yeah I did, damn girl gave me a testosterone boner."
"but you're not showing?"
"exactly, doesn't mean I'm not poppin' on the inside."
by G. J. Thom May 6, 2010
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tesco connection

a very crappy and laggy internet connection which causes havoc in multiplayer.
me: wtf the guy just lagged across the screen and killed me

friend : he must have a 2 bar tesco connection then.
by volound September 19, 2009
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testosterone boys

"Those testosterone boys and harlequine girls. Will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?"
-"Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes off" by Panic At The Disco
by Peace, Love and Happiness ^.^ October 11, 2008
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