Termite Face

A woman's face that is so hideous that is causes a man to lose an erection, or "destroy wood".

Mike: Hey, did you see Jessica today? I'd tap that, wouldn't you?
John: Jessica? Hell, I'd only do her doggie so I wouldn't have to look at her termite face.

by Joey69_69 April 21, 2014

Termite mouth

When she really wants to munch on your wood

Man my girl had termite mouth last night so bad she blew me in the car on the way home.

by Trd222 June 23, 2021

termite queen

A female that pops a ton of babies out and lays around the house all day, usually making the dad do all the work.

"Remember Kelly from school, she ain't nothing but a termite queen now."

by dangbe March 2, 2010

Termite

Name given to a girl giving you a blowjob when she decides to nibble on your wood cock.

Tammy went termite on me the other night.

by Dawn Keebals January 14, 2020

termites

slang for crabs

You gave Taylor termites? grody.

by Josephine Greene May 9, 2003

termite

A name for a person or thing that ruins a boner or "wood". An example could be when your grinding with a fine woman in a night club, and her ripped boyfriend walks in on the acion.

Dude I was jacking off to some good porn when my little sister walked in... what a termite.

by Ronizzle June 28, 2006

Termite

Someone (usually family) that only visits twice a year, stays for a week, lives off of you, and doesn't get a job.

Im sorry, I can't go out today. I have this termite living in the house and he's eaten all the food.

by whoiswhitenoise April 22, 2018