Tetsurō Kuroo

The hottest. Sexiest. Funniest. Fuckableist. Absolutely Indescribable. Peice. Of. Horny. Shit. That. I. Wanna. Marry.

I want to fuck Tetsurō Kuroo so bad.

by Lillyome Kuroo June 2, 2021

Tetsu

Tetsu, Bass player in the band L'Arc~en~Ciel (Also known as Laruku).

A god.

by XxMaTcHxX August 13, 2003

Tebatso

A very attractive ambitious female with high morals who is going places one day, often referred to as a female Thando.

Jack: That Tebatso is very beautiful hey

John: And she has the brains too

by ThatGuyThando September 15, 2012

textsfromlastnight

it's a website. you send in text messages or short conversations "from last night" that were funny and if it's good they put them on the website. then the people that go on the site decide, based on that text, if it was a good or bad night.

some of them are really hilarious

BEST NIGHTS

(843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

(201): I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
(908): I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
(201): Tie

(813): I'm fucking your sister right now.
(1-813): You motherfucker
(813): She's next.

WORST NIGHTS

(314): So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.

(609): I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
(1-609): and?
(609): RIP clitoris

(325): wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"

textsfromlastnight.com

by texter098892 July 31, 2009

if quizzes are quizzical what are tests

If a short test of knowledge, typically around 10 questions in length, with question formats often including multiple choice, fill in the blanks, true or false and short answer are quizzical what are a series of questions or problems that is used to determine a person's ability or understanding of something. More generally, test refers to a trial, experiment, or examination that is designed to determine the qualities or characteristics of someone or something, aka a test. The answer to this very quizzical quizzy question is simple: A cullion, aka, testical. This means, is shortest terms, a dick, which is the part of a man in which produce comes out.

Guy 1: Hey, you!
Girl 1: What..?
Guy 1: if quizzes are quizzical what are tests?
Girl 1: Testical.
Guy 1: **Insert THE grin**
Girl 1: ???
Guy 1: A testical is ballz.
Girl 1: **GASPS**

by TheMushroomKing.Official April 1, 2022

tetsuo

1. Literally, japanese for "iron man"

2. A character from the anime Akira who has a real inferiority complex, and who finally gets to unleash that rage when he suddenly becomes endowed with super-psychic powers. He blows up buildings and stuff, and initiates yet another apocalypse.

3. A really f*cked up movie, perhaps the most f*cked up movie to ever hit the silver screen. Yes, even moreso than Eraserhead. Supposedly has nothing to do with Akira, but this point has been debated elsewhere.

1. I am... Tetsuo.

2. KANEDAAAAA!!!!

3. Why is Tetsuo impaling his horny girlfriend with his metal phallus (or 'sewage pipe')?

by Parasexual Orgasm April 2, 2006

Tetsuya Syndrome

Someone who survives a game or film purely because the director forget they're still in the script

"Oh they're still alive, thats real Tetsuya Syndrome"

by Voncreep January 28, 2021