tea bagger

Someone who rests their testicles on another person face, while they are asleep/passed out.

I tea-bagged melissa when she was drunk!

by Alex April 21, 2004

tea bagger

guy dipping his balls into a girls mouth, slowly going up and down just like a tea bagg

i do it to my gf all the time, oh wow really? corey is a noob kay so coreys a tea bagger

by jaiz0r October 4, 2005

tea bagger

when a guy drops his balls into a girls mouth while she is awake

dipping ones balls into your girls mouth like a tea bag into a mug

by stephanie February 25, 2005

tea bagger

1. A sex act.

2. A phrase Fox News picked to promote a series of "Boston Tea Party" reenactment protests against the Obama administration on Tax Freedom Day, apparently unaware of the meaning of the phrase (see above.)

Fox news watcher: are you going to the tea bagger party?

Me: what are you, some kinda perv?

by Monkey Owner April 14, 2009

tea bagger

An online game player that squats his character on another game player's character after killing them. This action is done to simulate resting their testicles on the other person's face and to let them know that they've been owned.

Well, let's just say you're a sniper in an online game, and you shoot me. Then I think to myself as I am respawning "I'm going to go find this guy". Then when I do, I use a knife to kill you. And after you die you can still see me on your screen by your character's body, I then squat down on your dead body. This is to let you know that I got you back and to rub it in your face a little. Tea Baggers Biotch!

by xTBx Scout December 11, 2008

Tea Bagger

Conservatives who masquerade as “concerned citizens”. Politically similar to the Nationalist, Socialist movement, which gained wide popularity in certain parts of Europe in the 1930s. The TEA BAGGERS pride themselves on ranting incoherently, misspelling protest signs, and their ability to disqualify other humans by the color of their skin or sexual orientation. Many TEA BAGGERS enjoy NASCAR, lynchings, chronic masturbation, beating their wives, and shoving taped up shampoo bottles in their asses.

I didn't get enough attention as a child, so I joined the TEA BAGGER movement in order to meet other angry racists. Also, I have a small penis, which is also why I joined the NRA.

Also See - FLAMING DOUCHEBAG

by DickSickDick March 27, 2010

tea bagger

A derogatory term used by libtards and Obots to describe conservatives that are tired of paying higher taxes to subsidize people who are too lazy to pay their own way.

Bill Clinton, who would know, used the term "tea bagger" to disparage conservatives who are tired of supporting deadbeats.

by Tommie Paine November 10, 2009