Titwhistle

The act of pressing a nice firm set of breasts together, preferrably with the nips touching, then with the lips blowing between them in a whistling fashion as to enact the TITWHISTLE!

girl: What are you doing to my breasts you crazy ass?!?!

Man: Shut it! I'm enacting a Titwhistle!!! HOORAHHH!!! WHODEWHO!!!!!

by Travis MoCo March 30, 2009

titwank

The act of pleasuring oneself by thrusting the erect member between a generous pair of bristols. Typically concludes with the delivery of a pearl necklace.

Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I'd love a good titwank in those.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

titwa

a vagina. the word originated on a cold Friday night in late December when the words cha-cha and twat were said a the same time to someone on the phone therefore creating the word.

molly:ambyr shoves vegetables up her twat
deanna(said at the same time as twat): cha-cha
Leo:did you just say titwa???

by htfdcgjbdeefv January 7, 2009

titwanker

One who enjoys shagging the jubblies.

Spunk up the face, you titwanker!

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

titway

the correct term used to measure the weight of titties

john: so jess, how about that titway?
Jess: whats a titway?
john: (gropes jess) about 1 kilo.

by jetstar July 23, 2012

Titwhistle

The noisy thing that whistles when the water in the kettle comes to a boil.

I was alerted to the boiling by the shreak of the kettles titwhistle.

by Mingot February 17, 2014

titwit

The inability of a heterosexual man or lesbian to think clearly since his/her cognitive faculties are being hindered by noticeable breasts.
May be either used as a noun for the person or an adjective for the condition.

Look how Steve's mind is mush while the Girls Gone Wild commercial is on--he is a huge titwit.

by Adam August 29, 2005