tartmobile

A vehicle that sells tarts to passersby on the street, often encouraging the purchase of a second tart, there for making the patron retarted.

Guy 1: Hey! Look! It's the tartmobile!
Guy 2: Great! I can't wait to be retarted!

by The Bushmaster June 7, 2016

Medusa Tattoo

a symbol of protection from the evil, or a symbol of the victims of sexual assault

person 1: im getting a medusa tattoo

person 2: are you okay? who did it?

by tori.05 March 18, 2022

Teardrop tattoo

Signifies the person was raped in prison. The tattoo represents the tears they couldn't cry while being inside.

See that guy with the teardrop tattoo, he was raped in prison.

by Jazpur October 6, 2011

tattoo sleeve

Contrary to what the other definitions say, a tattoo sleeve is a literal transparent elastic sleeve with a tribal pattern that goes around your arm and looks like a tattoo. Typically worn for disguise, to look cool, or as a joke.

Why would I get painful permanent tattoos when I could just buy a nifty pair of tattoo sleeves?

by thisplacesucksass February 14, 2015

Tartoofed

The state of being supremely high, beyond cognition.

Carter : Bro I can’t feel my hands.
Stuart : You are absolutely tartoofed

by Armored September 5, 2019

Krav Tattoo

The series of bruises incurred by practitioners of Krav Maga , usually but not exclusively, along the arms and legs.

The forearms are particularly prone to this during 360° defence drills as are shins during kick defence drills and sparring.

Awesome Krav session last night, I have a brand new Krav tattoo!

My Krav tattoo hurts like a bastard!

by bribeasy May 17, 2010

tattooist

Someone who makes a living marking younger, naive humans as his/her territory permanently

Look at that 45 year old male tattooist permanently mark that young, naive 18 year old girl as his territory.

by Washingpumpkins March 10, 2016