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Tapoo

The art of shitting in as big a surface area as possible, smearing your hands in it and making a wonderful mural on the closest wall.

A combination of "tattoo" and "poo", it can also be used to mean the consumption of the turd.
"Oh my God, did you see the tapoo your toddler's just done? It's like a fucking Picasso!"

"Jesus, she has the tapoo in her teeth"
by Mortical Zombie November 17, 2011
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taproot

a kick ass band, with songs like: "Mine","Poem", and "Fault".
Taproot is the shit.
by FhillyMan May 19, 2003
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tampoon

the female version of a tool. a girl or woman who tries too hard. a poser.lacks the mental capacity to engage in an intelligent conversation. acts stupid on purpose and thinks it's "hott" or cuuute".
That tampoon thinks carson daly is hot
by Maryd August 23, 2006
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taprooting

(verb): to taproot, an advanced networking skill, where you surmise someone's contact for the goal to connect and/or help others in your warm market become connected. The person being taprooted can but does not always know they are in the process of being taprooted for this skill to work.
Johnny was taprooting the **** out of Melissa last night, he went so deep, Mel became an RVP before she realized what was happening.
by professional-networker March 8, 2013
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Tappo

When you accidentally tap the incorrect button on the screen of your phone or tablet. Similar to typo.
While using Instagram Jimmy meant to apply the Valencia filter to a photo of his dessert, but inadvertently tapped the Hudson filter, resulting in a tragic example of a tappo.
by nevets24 August 22, 2014
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tampooned

when someone throws a tampon at you as if there trying to harpoon you.
eric: wow that bitch just throw her tampon at me...

jim: yeah she tampooned your arse
by nathz January 20, 2010
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tampooning

the act of using a soiled tampon, yours or another's (eww), as a calling card...usually flinging it against an object making it stick to said object
"That Teresa is one fucked up bitch. She was at Jenny's place, got pissed at her and ended up tampooning the living room wall. What a temper she has."
by Steven January 1, 2008
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