When two homosexual male bottoms both lift up their balls, spread their legs apart and push their taints together and grind on each other until they ejaculate.
When Jonathan and Joey were roommates on a work trip, they got naked and were taint to taint until they fell asleep.
by LittleRoman March 9, 2019

Although he can't yet grow any facial hair, Mike can still grow a two-foot Santa beard off his taint.
by ???????????????????????? October 12, 2007

The area between ur bits and pieces... Because t'aint your ball sack, and t'aint ur ass crack. Generally after a long day of work it begins to smell of cheese! :)
by Jason Witt August 10, 2007

The sensitive tract (see: Area) of epidermis (see: Skin) conveniently located (for the ladies {see:Biotches}) betwixt (see the movie "Young Guns") the male reproductive gennitals (see: Ballsack) and his (or recently trans-formed to "his" {see: Tranny}) rectum (see: Asshole).
by Fucky Fiddlesticks August 2, 2019

The act of placing drugs, alcohol, tobacco, or any other substance it ones taint region with the intent to conceal it from others.
Jerry: how am I gonna get this weed through security.
Seuss: just taint it
LaDarius: you have to hide your flask before you go in the game
Chase: that's right, I'll just taint it.
Seuss: just taint it
LaDarius: you have to hide your flask before you go in the game
Chase: that's right, I'll just taint it.
by PigBat July 20, 2013

by mark knudsen June 27, 2005
