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Synchronized Ejaculation

A truly epic achievement which can be accomplished when masturbating to a familiar pornographic scene. The masturbater achieves synchronized ejaculation when he ejaculates at the same time as the man (or men) in the video. This cannot be accomplished with lesbian or all-girl porn.
Joe achieved synchronized ejaculation and then high-fived everyone he knew with the hand that wasn't covered in ejaculant.
by Anonukeleletroll714 April 20, 2010
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Vaginal synchronization

When several women, who have never or hardly met, start spending time together and theirs vaginas synchronize and decide to bleed on the same day.
When Karen, Lauren, and Mary started running together their vaginas went under vaginal synchronization and they all perioded on the same day.
by Opniortion February 19, 2010
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Synchronidiot

A stupid driver who subconsciously always matches the speed of anybody driving in the lane next to them.
I tried to pass the guy who was driving slowly, but as I caught up to him, he turned out to be a synchronidiot, and I had to speed up to get around him.
by Mr_Shifty June 17, 2016
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Synchronized Skating

A very up and coming popular figure skating sport. Teams from all over the world compete against each other. 12-20 members of each team have a program in which they compete the hardest moves for the highest points.
The world synchronized skating USA teams are Miami University and the Haydenettes. Miami University ended the Haydenettes winning streak in the 2005-2006 season even though they were ripped off in the 2004-2005 season.
by harryjeebuspotter July 19, 2006
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synchronized swimming

Synchronized swimming is one of the most underated and underestimated sports in the world. Here are somethings you should know:

1. Yes it is a sport.

2. It is EXTREMLY difficult

3.it is NOT "water ballet"

and 4. Never call synchronized swimming easy because synchronized swimmers are freakishly strong and will whip your ass into shape somewhat gracefully.

To get the equivilant of synchro to your sport, take your sport, times the difficulty by 10x then add fake smile and minus the oxegyen.
Synchronized swimming is lit.

#synchroisasport #waterballetmyass

and yes, yes i am a synchronized swimmer.
by rayooooo February 6, 2019
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synchronous

1. Moving or operating at the same rate.

NOTE: Commonly used interchangeably with the term "Symmetric" in reference to describing Digital Subscriber Line (DSL) data connections in the communications industry.
"An Synchronous Digital Subscriber Line (SDSL) connection is far better than ADSL or Dialup."
by Hack February 28, 2005
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Synchronized Shitting

When you and your best buds shit together, at the same time.
Synchronized shitting really brought us closer together, man.
by reaganstump January 14, 2017
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