Synchronized Swimming

A very tough olympic sport that is a combination of swimming, gymnastics, weightlifting, and ballet. Routines are ususally done in a team (4 -8 swimmers), combo (up to 10 swimmers) solo, duet, and trio. While during practice, swimmers wear regular swimsuits, goggles, noseclips, and hair caps, during competitions swimmers wear knox gelatin in their hair along with make up and are not allowed goggles. They also wear matching decorated swimsuits. The noseclip is the most important piece of equipment to a swimmer. It blocks water from entering the nasal cavity and affecting the swimmers performance.

Many synchro swimmers practice 5-10 hours a day for six days a week. Swimmers say the feeling during a routine is like a 400 yard dash while holding your breath.

kid 1: Hey, yesterday in the pool, I was trying synchronized swimming.
kid 2: Really?!?! Awww shucks, that is such a neat sport.

by synchroswimmr April 22, 2007

Synchronized Ejaculation

A truly epic achievement which can be accomplished when masturbating to a familiar pornographic scene. The masturbater achieves synchronized ejaculation when he ejaculates at the same time as the man (or men) in the video. This cannot be accomplished with lesbian or all-girl porn.

Joe achieved synchronized ejaculation and then high-fived everyone he knew with the hand that wasn't covered in ejaculant.

by Anonukeleletroll714 April 20, 2010

Vaginal synchronization

When several women, who have never or hardly met, start spending time together and theirs vaginas synchronize and decide to bleed on the same day.

When Karen, Lauren, and Mary started running together their vaginas went under vaginal synchronization and they all perioded on the same day.

by Opniortion February 19, 2010

Synchronidiot

A stupid driver who subconsciously always matches the speed of anybody driving in the lane next to them.

I tried to pass the guy who was driving slowly, but as I caught up to him, he turned out to be a synchronidiot, and I had to speed up to get around him.

by Mr_Shifty June 17, 2016

Synchronized Skating

A very up and coming popular figure skating sport. Teams from all over the world compete against each other. 12-20 members of each team have a program in which they compete the hardest moves for the highest points.

The world synchronized skating USA teams are Miami University and the Haydenettes. Miami University ended the Haydenettes winning streak in the 2005-2006 season even though they were ripped off in the 2004-2005 season.

by harryjeebuspotter July 19, 2006

Synchromoniously

A level of optimal efficiency where activities are in synch and harmony.

The team's diversity of skills and expertise have coalesced over the years and it is now synchromoniously optimized to achieve its objectives.

by Ice98 April 8, 2017

synchronized swimming

Synchronized swimming is one of the most underated and underestimated sports in the world. Here are somethings you should know:

1. Yes it is a sport.

2. It is EXTREMLY difficult

3.it is NOT "water ballet"

and 4. Never call synchronized swimming easy because synchronized swimmers are freakishly strong and will whip your ass into shape somewhat gracefully.

To get the equivilant of synchro to your sport, take your sport, times the difficulty by 10x then add fake smile and minus the oxegyen.

Synchronized swimming is lit.

#synchroisasport #waterballetmyass

and yes, yes i am a synchronized swimmer.

by rayooooo February 6, 2019