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Sylvan Lake

A small city located approximately 14 miles west of red deer alberta. During the summer over 1 000 000 toursist

(mainly chinese) pass through every summer. It is an interesting place to see high school teens in 50 000 dollar pick up trucks and laugh at potheads. There are a rumored three dead bodies in the lake itself and noone is entirely sure how much poop is dumped into the lake each year.
At approximately 3:20 am RCMP recieved a complaint about an intoxicated woman flailing her arms naked down lakeshore drive, sylvan lake screaming "CORN DOGS". Police arrived at the scene and the woman fled. SUI.
by Mudhoney91 May 7, 2009
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Sylvan Lake

If you own a truck you can fuck any girl you want. You are god
"wow that guy from Sylvan lake has a truck". "Let's all ride his dick!"
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Sylvan Lake: a small town to the west of Red Deer where douche rockets go to mingle. Showcase town for lousy chest and arm tattoos on men and women. Public beach like a refugee camp. Sunglasses at night a must. Guys must use “bro” or “brah” at least once per sentence. If you have $100 to your name, come here and pretend you have $1,000,000. Many of the guys I went to school with that wore Puka Shell necklaces now reside here. 11/10 would not recommend, horrible teeth to gum ratio.
sylvan Lake is where Central Alberta douche rockets go to breed stupid
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Sylvan Lawn can mow my Lawn cause they're retarded nigers
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1. A desperate power bottom wolf, trying to dominate everyone on their path but actually is a massive subby wubby.
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