That celebratory feeling one gets when on a road trip and you cross a major milestone, a stateline, or enter a special region - all while flying down the highway, speeding over the speed limit, sipping your road drinks and pushing your road-trip trash around in the car while singing with your road-trip music. SWONK is the battle cry you shout to express that euphoric feeling of crossing the state border. Some feel it's akin to the feeling of a first hit of heroin, or being mildly intoxicated. It's a fleeting feeling however. Hence why those on road trips continue driving like bats out of hell, intent on getting their next SWONK fix by driving across the next state border.
by Swonkificator June 24, 2022
Get the SWONK mug.Ice hockey move made from behind the net where the player has the puck behind the net and fakes a pass (on his forehand) up the boards without touching the puck. This usually causes the defending player (in front of the net) to move in the direction allowing the player with the puck to start skating up ice on the other side or to make an unimpeded pass. Keith Yandle (NHL defenseman) is especially known for this move--for some reason when it is successful the player who has executed the move is supposed to yell 'sonk' after making the play, and indeed Yandle will often do this following a successful sonk.
(Check out Yandle double sonking DiPauli in early January, 2020--UD won't allow a link, unfortunately)
(Check out Yandle double sonking DiPauli in early January, 2020--UD won't allow a link, unfortunately)
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Get the Sonker mug.A hockey move done behind a players own net where the player takes an instep and makes a slap shot up the boards. If the opposing player bites on it full out like hook line and sinker, the player must then yell “yea soooonk” and start busting up ice.
Can also be used in an situation in replace of sike
Can also be used in an situation in replace of sike
*opponent bites hook line sinker on fake*
“Yea Sooooonk”
Biz “You're too busy lining up kills for later”
You “Too busy sonking people”
“Yea Sooooonk”
Biz “You're too busy lining up kills for later”
You “Too busy sonking people”
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Get the Slonk mug.When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.
Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress
I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.
I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.
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