swinconis

a girl who drools over the men of the armed forces, to the point that she will "serve her troops"...if you know what I mean.

The swinconis went to the Marine base and the troops were satisfied.

by Alan Colins December 11, 2006

Swindle sheets

Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.

"...We tore up all a our swindle sheets an' left 'em settin' on the scales..."

by Chairman May 2, 2005

Swinga

A greek person who has a large penis and swings it around in an act of flamboyancy.

John Stamos, Criss Angel or Aristotle are all swinga's

by Evan Lubin December 25, 2008

scrub-a-dub a swing-dong

the natural motion of the male penis whilst doing the dishes in the nude.

my husband, a helpless romantic (and buck naked) scubbed those pot and pans over the sink with such verocity he began to scrub-a-dub a swing-dong

by AbyGal April 24, 2009

New Jack Swing

A term originating in the 80's to refer to a music genre which featured elements of Hip-Hop, R&B and pop. Groups such as Bell Biv Devoe, Guy, Heavy D, and New Edition are all from this era.

"Isn't Every Little Step by Bobby Brown a New Jack Swing type of song?"

by RO16 May 5, 2015

Swindling Swede

A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.

Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.

by 00NKB6211289 August 5, 2016

uncultured swine

A member of society which is seen as an outcast, knows nothing, and lives under a rock. Often this person is seen as stupid and is almost always ignorant as to what goes on in the world. They have little to no knowledge of how to interact with others.

She said that Mozart copied off of Rihanna? What an uncultured swine!

Because he thinks art is fool's play, he might as well be an uncultured swine to me!

by Rachel3404 December 8, 2013