- verb (used without object): the sound made when the skin on your leg sticks to the side of your sex parter's body -- usually there is a great deal of humidity or sweating involved.
I was rocking the reverse cowgirl something awesome until my thigh swelched against him. It kinda killed the action, but only for a second.
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I love Swetcha!
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Get the Sweetchips mug.When a fat, nasty, sweaty man tries to kiss you on the neck, chest and/or shoulders while getting slobber and sweat from his double chin allover you.
by williesbae July 7, 2016
Get the sweatchin mug.When two individuals adjoin their anal cavities via a straw and one individual releases a juicy fart into the other’s rectum. The straw is then removed and the receiver of the fart releases the toxic gas directly into the face of the original farter. The original farter then basks in the deliciousness of smelling the fumes of his own ass being released out of the anus of another.
Nate made me a smeltch straw for my birthday and let me smeltch my farts out of his ass all night long; it was the best birthday ever.
by winfaulker February 25, 2008
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