sweak 

Slang for "So weak"

"I can't believe the cops showed up that early. It was sweak."

sweak by Enrique SLLS June 19, 2008

Sweak 

Dialectal form of the word Squeak.

sweaked out a bit more power from my bike, by changing the tires.

Sweak by naofel1250 November 24, 2022

Sneaking out like a sneaker 

To stealthily sneak out of a place while wearing sneakers.

L: Where did F go?
J: He was sneaking out like a sneaker
N: Mm yes skipping classes

Sneaking out like a sneaker by Ace the simp April 23, 2023

sneakathon 

n. A marathon which the runner decides to run at the last minute and which is generally unannounced to his/her running mates.

John: Did you know Marty ran a marathon yesterday?
Pat: Marty is always running sneakathons.

sneakathon by THW March 14, 2009

Sneako chair 

A lone chair sitting in sight of the bed for one to sit and watch their significant other receive sex from other people while not participating.

See also: Cuck chair

Every hotel got that sneako chair.

Sneako chair by 36368876 March 19, 2023

Fake Sneaker 

When you don't want to waste your money because life is expensive and the struggle is real.

- Fake sneaker? they look clean as bro

Fake Sneaker by herewen April 12, 2022

Sneaker

A sly person who sneaks out

F: *Sneaky* I’ma walk out
L: Ok, sneaker

Sneaker by Ace the simp April 26, 2023