Guy 1: So he tried to get you to buy some fake ass Jordans?
Guy 2: Yeah he was trying to swafferdonk me
Guy 2: Yeah he was trying to swafferdonk me
by Swirvithan L'Gooding-Splatt November 18, 2013
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Get the Swayze Blue Eyes mug.When you're about to do drugs, and your ghost brother punches you to get the drugs out of your mouth, with it being the first contact you had with him since he died.
Klaus: PSYCHE!! (shoves drugs in mouth)
Ben:(punches Klaus) (drugs go everywhere)
Klaus: DUDE! You just Patrick Swayze'd me!
Ben:(punches Klaus) (drugs go everywhere)
Klaus: DUDE! You just Patrick Swayze'd me!
by theweirdarmyone April 28, 2019
Get the Patrick Swayze'd mug.(n.) A period of time consisting of complete and uncontrolled slaying of a girl (or guy), usually following the end of a serious relationship
Savage 1: Yo bro my girl and I just broke up after 2 years together
Savage 2: Time to go on a slayfest then dude!!
Savage 2: Time to go on a slayfest then dude!!
by C the Savage October 19, 2016
Get the Slayfest mug.Comes from actor Patrick Swayze's last name. It means to “leave” or “disappear,” derived from the title of his 1990 hit film “Ghost” starring Patrick Swayze.
by AC December 28, 2005
Get the Swayze mug.Swaffeling is the way to drive the woman (or if you prefer man, such as some dubious characters) of your dreams to new unprecedented heights and fabulous moments of pleasure. Only men can practice this erotic expression (women also, provided that they are in the possession of sex toys).
The swaffel stands or falls with an important factor. The swaffeller must be in the possession of a so-called top-heavy penis. This means that the penis must not be fully stiffened, though it mustn't be soft either. Top-heavy is a state in which the penis hangs approximately horizontally, and it in which is possible to swing with the penis. Then, take the object to be swaffeled (by preference women's bottom, leg or breast) and slap it gently. Do not hit too hard to prevent bruises and broken bones.
History:
Adam and Eve appear to have done it, the Romans enjoyed it very much on their 40 years lasting journey through the desert, the Jews enjoyed it...
And then in the early middle ages, the noble art of swaffeling was lost. Many feared that the swaffel phenomenon had been taken away forever from mankind, however, on a booze-holiday in Blanes a group of youngsters rediscovered swaffeling, and even perfected it!
The swaffel stands or falls with an important factor. The swaffeller must be in the possession of a so-called top-heavy penis. This means that the penis must not be fully stiffened, though it mustn't be soft either. Top-heavy is a state in which the penis hangs approximately horizontally, and it in which is possible to swing with the penis. Then, take the object to be swaffeled (by preference women's bottom, leg or breast) and slap it gently. Do not hit too hard to prevent bruises and broken bones.
History:
Adam and Eve appear to have done it, the Romans enjoyed it very much on their 40 years lasting journey through the desert, the Jews enjoyed it...
And then in the early middle ages, the noble art of swaffeling was lost. Many feared that the swaffel phenomenon had been taken away forever from mankind, however, on a booze-holiday in Blanes a group of youngsters rediscovered swaffeling, and even perfected it!
Hebbben we weer lekker zitten swaffelen.
To be swaffeled.
To swaffel.
I swaffel, you swaffel, we swaffel.
To be swaffeled.
To swaffel.
I swaffel, you swaffel, we swaffel.
by Jan-Frans den Swaffelaer March 13, 2007
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