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starshit

Alternative for Starbucks

starshit girls: the consumer of starshit
Derp: ugh look herp, it's those starshit girls wasting hard earned cash on Starshit
Herp: yeah man, no one likes starshits
by thegreatdefinerofwordsxddd November 3, 2017
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Starshine

1. Someone who shines like the stars in the night.

2. Someone who fills your life with light.

3. Someone who's eyes sparkle like stars.

4. Someone who you don't want to take your eyes off of.

5. Someone who is worth more than all the diamonds in the sky.
My fiance's nickname is Starshine because if I lost her, the stars would throw themselves out of the heavens.
by Maltheangel April 19, 2009
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Starship Pooper

When you lay on your stomach and fire a crap out of your ass toward the sky.
Kirk was lying on his belly naked when he fired a Starship Pooper out his ass into outer space.
by joseph blough April 15, 2022
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Glaswegian Swashbuckle

The art of drawing an obscene amount of flem from your esophagus (or honking a loogie in colloquial terms), swashling it around your mouth like a fine Northern Portuguese drop of port then finally releasing said flem on an unsuspecting member of the public’s chest in true Glaswegian fashion.
Innocent bystander: Why Charles, i don’t know why I brought my pink Christian Dior Cannage stitched bag over my Louie Vuitton Canvas...

Person 2: Aye, why don’t you wear this instead ye posh cunt **spits a Glaswegian swashbuckle on her chest**

Innocent bystander: Oh the humanity.
by MigDaSlickest March 7, 2018
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Starship

Starship

Currently a classified government project, it is impossible to know the exact function of a starship; however, it could be any of the following:

-A spacecraft used for the interstellar travel of an old bald guy, a man with stylish hair, the black version of the X-men character Cyclops, a Klingon, a ginger doctor, an almost-human woman, and an emotionless walking computer.

-An aerial vehicle similar to a private jet used for the sole purpose of transporting celebrities from place to place.

-Or an attempt at a real life version of the Warpstar from the Kirby video game series.

The only fact about starships that has been released to the general public so far is that they were meant to fly.
by CIA Head Chief September 10, 2012
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cobra starship

Probably one of the only bands that will admit their lyrics are cheesy. With everything from cheer chants to spunky pop beats, Cobra Starship is the band that makes you smile, laugh, dance, and sing along all at the same time. With members Gabe Saporta (lead singer), Alex Suarez (bass), Ryland Blackinton (guitar), Victoria Asher, knows as Vicky-T, (keytar), and Nate Novarro (drums), this is most likely one of the most lyrically hilarious yet true bands of our generation.
"Cobra Starship makes me want to get up out my seat and dance like a monkey"
by pinkfuzzyelephants October 23, 2009
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starships

An absolute bop of 2012 and a real gay anthem
I loved to dance to Starships back in 2012 and now I’m gay and I still love it.
by pizzachu April 21, 2020
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