Sarley

The study of partying.
Paying more attention to parties than school.
Not showing up to school because of last night.

A: ay bro wanna come to the library this Thursday night?

B: sorry can’t, have to study that Sarley and probably won’t be at school on Friday.

by Study that sarley August 17, 2019

Quantity Surveyor

An adorable man who thinks only with numbers but when conversing with women talks only with the language of love. If he were an animal he'd be a mule, i.e. he lives in a group but when his time has come he walks alone in the desert and accepts his fate.

'Hey John I saw Rusty the other day, he's a Quantity Surveyor'...gasping, John replies 'wow Pete, I hear they are phallic gods with the brain power of Stephen Hawking'...'too true John, I'd give my left nut-sack and an hour of cunnilingus with Thora Herd's (RIP) rotting corpse to be a Quantity Surveyor'

by Rusty-Horny-But-Crusty December 15, 2008

survey says

another way of saying "and the answer is...."
(from the game show Family Feud, where the host in the final round would shout "survey says!" to the board, to reveal how many people came back with the same answer to the question).

when looking something up on Google, some people have a tendency to utter the words "survey says" when the results appear on the screen....what noobs!

by holly February 12, 2005

suleyman

A very sexy person. Used as an adjective for very handsome people. Named after Suleyman the Great.

Oh wow! You're so Suleyman!

by tattlingatom October 24, 2017

Surrey Jack

By definition, a Surrey Jack is a typical Indo-Canadian individual who tends to show his or her heritage to the fullest. This includes, frequently drinking 'Crown Royal' (alcohol), and 'polishing it off' (meaning to completely finish the bottle). Also including the various term: BRO, PAJI, and the mispronunciation of the word Fucking, with FUCKIN-UH, also to call each other PANCHOD'S! (sister fucker). Surrey Jacks can usually be found anywhere in the city of Surrey. Putting a CD on your rear view mirror is a common way to spot a Surrey Jack on the road. Another main way is to listen for loud Punjabi music playing. The more modern Surrey Jacks can be spotted on foot, usually wearing clothing such as: Puma, Lacoste (usually not real), tight jeans, blue contacts, ballerina shoes, and most seen, a jacket with fur on the hood. It is a rare thing to see a Surrey Jack alone, being that they tend to usually travel in packs. This means that Surrey Jacks tend to travel with their closest Indo-Canadian friends (known as their 'Bro's') and possibly their cousins. Another way to spot a Surrey Jack is to invite one Indo-Canadian to a party and watch how many people come with him or her, refer to the last point to know that they travel in packs. Another common trait of a Surrey Jacks is taking pictures. The most popular pose is to throw up both hand and make sure to stick out your two main fingers (middle and pointer) in the air and make a face that is best described as lips completely out and squeezed with your eyes completely open with a angry type of feel. Speech is another thing to look for in a Surrey Jack, being that they tend to switch between languages (Punjabi/Hindi and English). The Vancouver Canucks are the stand-out sports team for the typical Surrey Jack, while the Calgary Flames, the Edmonton Oilers and the Colorado Avalanche appear to be the enemy, even though a lot of the Surrey Jacks wear those teams jerseys. 'Parking Lot Pimpin' is another common scene that Surrey Jacks, meaning to listen to Indo-Canadian music at extremely high volumes and dancing around with the Surrey Jack dance moves, as well as yelling 'BALLE!' and 'OI!'.

Man after the party, Sonal took us to a McDonald’s parking lot and played some Brown music, man she’s a typical Surrey Jack.

Shit! Alaa called one brown guy to the party and he brought like 30 Surrey Jacks with him!

by Ray Kumar March 26, 2007

sureya

a beautiful, confident girl who only crushes on the realist. she is loved by everyone, either gender, and is gifted in athletics and music. she is hard to take your eyes off of and knows how to make someone feel very very special...;). she loves guys who are athletic and smart, such as herself, and is friendly to everyone. many see her as a flirt, but really, all guys love her and she is a friend back. sureya is a hard to find type of gal.

"Dang Sureya is so hot, I wish I could date her😍😍😍"
"Yeah, same. She is my one true love."
"She is so athletic and smart... can I be her?"

by Sky Hudgens June 5, 2016

Surely Marlarkey

Something that is obviously untrue , usually fabricated in the chaos that is a tweakers mind. Often times surely marlarkey will contridict itself and make little or no sense at all.

Everything that ho told you is surely marlarkey.

You so full of surely marlarkey you believe yer own spew.

by Milan Mistakey July 28, 2008