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national dick sucking day

on april 12 you can suck as much dick as you'd like, national dick sucking day is THE day for for all the hos to embrace their inner ho
ho one: "bitch i sucked 9 dicks today"

ho two "i sucked 11, i feel like a bad person"

ho one "it's okay it's national dick sucking day"
by yrfavho April 11, 2017
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suckin diesel

From a Northern Irelander:

"Suckin Diesel" should only be used to describe a situation which has recently improved.

The situation should have been so bad that little or no progress had been made for some time. It should only be said after an event or action which allows further progress to be made.
John: What are you doing Dave?
Dave: Trying to get my computer to work.
John: Been at it long?
Dave: yeah about 3 hours mate, I can't seem to get it switched on. Any ideas?
John: Have you tried plugging it in and flicking the switch on the wall??

(Dave plugs PC in and flicks switch. PC starts to boot up.)

Dave: "Ahhh...now we're Suckin Diesel!!"
by Flarkey August 26, 2004
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Sucking the Glass Dick

To be smoking methamphetamine or crack cocaine from a rose tube, which is phallic in shape. Usually said when someone suggests or says something so dumb, that it's on par with what you'd expect a crackhead to say.
Stranger: heyy, would you be interested in investing in my multi-level marketing product for essential oils?

Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!
by NegativeZEN October 18, 2021
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brown sucking

Vice President Mike Pence is surely the poster boy for brown sucking.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2019
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sucking dick

What all OU girls absolutely love to do. Those bitches throw neck on any nigga and love the taste of cum. All you have to do to get some is just ask, but I advise you not to do that unless you want an STD.
Bro, last night I saw two OU girls sucking dick on the same dude, holy fuck these bitches are hoes.
by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019
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Gregg Sulkin

A super adorable British actor who plays Mason Graybeck on Wizards of Waverly Place. He is also known for playing the son of Helena Bonham Carter in the British film Sixty Six. Gregg was also in the Disney Channel Original Movie Avalon High, and will be playing Mason Graybeck in the sequal to Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie. His twitter is @gregg_sulkin.
Person 1:"Hey, have you seen the new WOWP episode?"
Person 2:"The one with Gregg Sulkin?!"
Person 1:"YES! He's so hot!"
Person 2:"I know! And his accent makes him even cuter!"
by GREGGFANN November 30, 2010
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butt-sucking loser

someone who actually inhales smoke on purpose to get a drug, such as nicotine, from the smoke.
quit smoking so as to not be such a butt-sucking loser.
by chuckybubbles August 4, 2011
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