A person who constantly suggests alternate, usually inferior or unworkable ways of doing things. They tend to have little or no experience of the task at hand or even a basic understanding of physics or common sense.
Mitch: “Why don’t we put this on pipes and roll it?”
Frank: “Cause that wouldn’t work dumbass”
Mitch: “Well, what if we took it out to the balcony and hoisted it down with like a pulley or something?
Frank: “What if you stopped being a suggestionist?”
Frank: “Cause that wouldn’t work dumbass”
Mitch: “Well, what if we took it out to the balcony and hoisted it down with like a pulley or something?
Frank: “What if you stopped being a suggestionist?”
by THE LANDLORD December 13, 2018
Get the Suggestionist mug.Used in examples how Urban Dictionary entries are supposed to be used. After the words "Response Suggestion" follows an answer that would fit the description of a new entry UD entry, and can be used as an argument to establish that someone is replying inappropriately.
Mom: Will you wake up already, you're late for school!
Me: (half sleeping) I'm too tired to go to school.
Mom: You always say that! But you're not skipping school this time! Get your butt out of bed now!
Me: That is so inappropriate, mom
Mom: Excuse me?
Me: Here, look at this response suggestion from UD, you're supposed to say: "Oh, sweetheart, are you so tired? Better skip school today, you don't want to get more tired!"
Response suggestion
Mom: Ah, I see, my bad, please stay home, you don't want to get even more tired!
Me: (half sleeping) I'm too tired to go to school.
Mom: You always say that! But you're not skipping school this time! Get your butt out of bed now!
Me: That is so inappropriate, mom
Mom: Excuse me?
Me: Here, look at this response suggestion from UD, you're supposed to say: "Oh, sweetheart, are you so tired? Better skip school today, you don't want to get more tired!"
Response suggestion
Mom: Ah, I see, my bad, please stay home, you don't want to get even more tired!
by Not Simeon March 3, 2023
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1 A passive-aggressive form of communication to inform someone that their behavior or appearance is not to someone elses liking, or inline with their way of thinking. (This is usually relayed to friends and co-workers using the 2 finger quote motion.) Suggester is usally Clueless regarding the suggesting topic.
2 The Act of encoraging someone else to do something that you don't have the balls to do yourself.
2 The Act of encoraging someone else to do something that you don't have the balls to do yourself.
1a Hey Bob, If i can make a "Suggestion" regarding your report that you turned in..if you could format it... blah blah blah
1b If I can make a quick suggestion to you...Your breath smells like shit...you should go brush your teeth.
1c Dude, if i can make a suggestion about your playlist...you should add some more zepplin, cuz everybody loves zepplin.
2a Well Girl, my suggestion is you dump his ass, and get yo self a real man.
2b I'd fuck her if i was you, but that's just my suggestion..you do what you want to do
1b If I can make a quick suggestion to you...Your breath smells like shit...you should go brush your teeth.
1c Dude, if i can make a suggestion about your playlist...you should add some more zepplin, cuz everybody loves zepplin.
2a Well Girl, my suggestion is you dump his ass, and get yo self a real man.
2b I'd fuck her if i was you, but that's just my suggestion..you do what you want to do
by Dr. Nasty - www.krushradio.com January 12, 2005
Get the suggestion mug.On Facebook when a friend suggestion appears at the top of your screen for multiple weeks but you will not send that individual a friend request and they won't send one to you because of dominance. The person who finally sends the request to the other is declared that person's bitch.
Cam: "Me and Eric have 117 friends in common but he won't send me a friend request"
Stevie: "Don't give in and lose the FB suggestion battle man!"
Cam: "I'm not, he's my bitch"
Stevie: "Don't give in and lose the FB suggestion battle man!"
Cam: "I'm not, he's my bitch"
by Yamomsass November 10, 2009
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Get the suggestionary mug.Ha! Not allowed to say advice because of a thing you said once... That's gotta suuuck. But you meant to say "Advice." We all saw that. The sycophants might let it slide or ignore it but I won't.
Hym "My advi-suggestion would be to... Ah, shit... Internet is out... I was just about to give you some super useful, life-changing advice... Er... Shit! Suggestion! I know I'm not allowed to give advice! Shit!"
by Hym Iam June 2, 2022
Get the Advi-Suggestion mug.Something to do after you have been hypnotized. Like, after you've been hypnotized and are wondering what to do next, only you can't think exactly what it will be so you don't know what you will do but everyone else in the room knows already and that pisses you off, them knowing and you don't, so you rip off your shirt and skirt and say -- all right I don't think I was hypnotized anyway. Probably part of the hypnosis was to tell you to forget the posthypnotic suggestion, and forget that you have been hypnotized. At least forget it for a while.
Like at that party last Saturday night when I volunteered to be hypnotized and they gave me a posthypnotic sugestion -- but I forgot about it till just a few minutes ago. Before we started I was convinced that a posthypnotic suggestion would not work on me.
by jamjansandwich March 6, 2010
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