Stumpfucked

To be furiously fucked with the gnarled stump of an amputee.

I met this guy Raul at the bar, we went to his house and he took off his fake leg and stumpfucked the shit outta me!

by Rev. Steve P. lll December 17, 2008

Stump Dick

When a mans penis is wider then it is long, giving the appearance of a stump.

"Wow that Simon Crocker sure has a stump dick."


"Yea its so small he cant even get a grip on it"

by MUFFINz_TEH_hot July 3, 2008

Stumpfuck

when one participant chops ones foot off and proceeds to fuck the other person in an orifice south of the chin with the remaining stump until the stump Pierce's through the mouth creating a skewer like resemblance

Hello my fine sir, would you be interested in a casual stumpfuck session in my van

by crayon connoisseurs June 21, 2020

stumpfuck

Person who has nothing better to do but to fuck stumps of trees, body parts, or anything else that can be a stump. General loser. Also can be a tree-hugger.

"Listen Stumpfuck, go back and fuck a tree."

by Jeff May 21, 2003

Stump Dick

1.)A guy who talks big but never does anything.

2.)That guy you know who made a name for himself but really has nothing worth boasting about.

3.)A strong guy who cannot satisfy his girlfriend(s).

1.)John is really intimidating but then again he has no balls to do anything he threatens to do. What a stump dick.

2.)Herman is such a stump dick; he acts all high and mighty but he has no game.

by Iron M. February 17, 2009

stumpfuck

amputeed

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Stumpfucker

A jackass army of none (Justanotherserviceman) who posts typical hillbilly heehaw hot air on Hategun.com.

An inbred hillscoggin' Harley drivin' store-bought patriotic southern good-ole-moron....

That stumpfucker has a confederate flag on his Ford F-150.....

Stumpfuckers love to marry their sisters...

by alex parkman February 8, 2005