Stuckey's

An odd chain of gas stations and souvenir shops that flourished in the 1950's, became exceedingly unsavory in the 1970's and somehow continues to exist today in 20 states.

Stuckey's is "famous" for its Turd Bird sculptures and gigantic fecal Pecan Logs.

Hey honey, we're low on gas. Should we fill up at Stuckey's.

You bet! I'll grab a famous Pecan Log and one of those amusing Turd Birds for grandpa while you pump 'ol Bessie full of premium petrol!

Ha ha! I wonder which one gramps will eat first!

Oh, you!

by Dave of the Dead December 16, 2008

stucker jones

The most stuck one could possibly be, could be a very versatile word could mean an object, human, even a place. Stucker jones is the pinnacle of stuckness.

Hey I’m really stuck here help me

Sorry buddy you’re stucker jones you’re done for

No please help

by Kavsiwvdyejekwos January 4, 2021

Stucker

The type of annoying sticker that does not peel off easily. Typically, upon attempted removal, such stickers either: rip/damage the surface they were stuck to, or partially rip themselves leaving a sticky mark that's very difficult to remove.

Damn, I just tried to remove this little stucker and it ripped the otherwise pristine box of my collector's edition Star Wars LEGO set!

Why do IKEA put these little stuckers on all their products? After a successful self-assembly you think to yourself, "I'll just take this off now and it'll look much better", but then you try and quickly realise it's a stucker... noooo!

by xsubn August 16, 2016

Stucke

One who is a totally rad ass fool and a crazy german.

Whats up Stucke!?!

by InsideTheBoks September 7, 2009

fupid stuckers

An acceptable way of saying "stupid fuckers". Works the same way as "bouche dags" "yuck fou"

The drafters at MoldTek are a bunch of "fupid stuckers"

by avarind February 6, 2009

paris stuckey

one of the most gorgeous girls on the face of this planet . she's perfect from head to toe . everyone knows her and if they don't , they wish they did . she's so sweet and stunning . did i mention that she is STUNNING? yeah . her name is just so awesome . it'd be so cool if she went to paris and came back and was like , " hey guys , i'm paris and i've been to paris ! " epic moment right there . if you don't know her then you should get to know her . i mean she isn't hard to miss , she's the one with the gorgeous face and amazing personality . long story short , she's amazing . <3

- gosh , i wish i knew paris . she's so amazing .

- there you have . Paris Stuckey ladies and gentlemen . making girls all around feel like poop compared to her .

by LULU . c; October 24, 2011

stunkee

A monkey, of any species, that is acting extremely abnormal due to excessive inhalation of cannabis smoke. Coming from the conjunction of the words "stoned" and "monkey". A "stunkee" is often characterized by extremely bloodshot eyes, an enormous appetite and a facial expression indicative of "having no idea what is going on."
Also can be used to describe the primitive state of a human that is constantly high on marijuana; a.k.a. a stoner. Or the permastoned demeanor of a former or current chronic marijuana user.

"I got my friend's spider monkey to smoke a J and now he's a total stunkee!"

"He never leaves home without a blunt rolled up. What a stunkee!"

"Be careful smoking all that bud or you'll likely become a stunkee!"

by stunkee March 27, 2009