Noob seizure

When one is attempting to kills a noob in a game such as Call of Duty, and the noob freaks out and randomly knifes/shoots in the air, in most cases ultimately achieving nothing and dying. However, in some bullshit cases, the noob somehow kills you by some incredibly feat of God.

"Haha, what an idiot. I got a free kill cause the stupid had a noob seizure."

"That guy just had a freakin noob seizure and killed me!"

by jellyfish sweat / THE RULAA July 26, 2011

Cum Seizure

when a cum dumpster takes an unusually large load and short circuits neurons never used sending them into an epileptic like seizure.

Holy fuck, Johnny's huge load just sent sally into a cum seizure.

by samsarai February 23, 2011

Keyboard Seizure

When someone spazzes out on a keyboard or on there phone typing thingy.

OyIGr(dfoa&^obit*YDCHPYIGlu *pua&(wt :s8ODIG oPWT:*(OTD Is a good example of a keyboard seizure.

by SpooderManiac December 22, 2014

periodic seizureistic

A male period.

It is John's time of the month, he is having a 'periodic seizureistic'.

by King_Taco February 14, 2009

Seizure

What happens when everything goes black and then you wake up near some random people (remember stranger, danger).

1st) So I had a seizure.
2nd) Then what?

1st) Idk what happened, dumbass.

by Finalpoet June 14, 2018

Seizure Twerk

When you appear to be having a seizure, but really is is just a very bad attempt at performing the butt-shaking phenomena 'twerking'.

person 1: oh my god, he's having a seizure.

person 2: don't worry it's just the seizure twerk.

by kurtbajs February 7, 2014

stressure

A combination of the two words 'stress' and 'pressure'. Being tense or anxious while under a large amount of pressure to perform tasks.

I'm so stressured.

by Ashley0000 November 22, 2010