A man only attracted to a feminine physique and appearance, penis or no penis. (e.g. If you are aroused by a feminine body with a dick, but not a masculine body, then you're Alt-Straight. People who are attracted to a masculine and feminine body are bisexual, not Alt-Straight. )
A man attracted to cis-women, trans-women with penises, and very passable crossdressers. But not masculine cis-men or trans-men.
A man attracted to cis-women, trans-women with penises, and very passable crossdressers. But not masculine cis-men or trans-men.
"I like my women to have a dick, I'm Alt-Straight."
"I love sucking on my girlfriend's dick, I'm Alt-Straight."
"No, I'm not bisexual. I'm Alt-Straight."
"I'm off to Thailand to find a ladyboy wife, I'm Alt-Straight."
"I don't care what they have between their legs, as long as they have a feminine body, because I'm Alt Straight."
"I love sucking on my girlfriend's dick, I'm Alt-Straight."
"No, I'm not bisexual. I'm Alt-Straight."
"I'm off to Thailand to find a ladyboy wife, I'm Alt-Straight."
"I don't care what they have between their legs, as long as they have a feminine body, because I'm Alt Straight."
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Get the Alt-Straight mug.1. A term coined by Kanye West, whereby one can signify that they have reached such a large audience of followers that their concerts can command enough people so as to fill an entire stadium.
2. That number-one spot; to be the most important and talked-about.
3. "People are going for that number-one spot, going for that moment: to be the most important and most talked-about. I call it stadium status. Do we have that copyrighted? That's what my album is: stadium status."
-Kanye West, Rolling Stone Magazine (2007)
2. That number-one spot; to be the most important and talked-about.
3. "People are going for that number-one spot, going for that moment: to be the most important and most talked-about. I call it stadium status. Do we have that copyrighted? That's what my album is: stadium status."
-Kanye West, Rolling Stone Magazine (2007)
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