Stradihsmus 

It’s like strabismus the condition with the wandering eye but you do it while getting the dih. That stupid shit the porn actresses all do with their eye reactions that makes them look retarded when they’re getting their guts absolutely puréed in order to get their videos viral these days.

“Bro who’s your fave 🌽 star?”
“Ehhh call me a little old school but I like Carter Cruise”
“Hold up ain’t she the one that started the stradihsmus trend that they all do now to make it look like they’re getting cracked real good?”
“Yurrr that’s the one 🙂 ↕️”

Stradihsmus by Daddy's Patties September 27, 2025

Strabismus 

Misalignment of the eyes where one or both eyes droop(s) down, fixate(s) upward and/or turn(s) outward or inward, giving individuals the appearance of being cross-eyed and/or developmentally disabled. Sometimes (incorrectly) referred to as "lazy eye" or "wandering eye."

Impairs normal eye-contact and impacts interactions with others, often resulting in significant social stigma. Sufferers often feel overly self-conscious, report issues with self-esteem, and also face lifelong problems in social relationships, romantic pursuits and employment opportunities.

People often assume Greg is retarded because his strabismus problem gives him a comical cross-eyed appearance.

Strabismus by Funk N. Wagnalls March 9, 2015