Nigga Stole My Beans

Basically u use this when some black dude comes up to u and steals ur beans

Me: *Eats Beans*
Nigga: *Steals My Beans*
Me: Nigga Stole My Beans

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

lonely stoner

one who has or tends to smoke weed by themselves; someone who is always high on their own

"she went out to spark a bowl but didn't invite any of us"
"obviously, she's a lonely stoner!"

by bong beauty :* January 28, 2014

You stole my goddamn house!

Iconic scene at the back of a limo when Kim Richards points out that her youngest sister, Kyle, is a f*cking freeloader and that she, along with Kathy Hilton took advantage of Kim's disadvantaged economic situation at the moment of their mother's passing.

Kyle: After everything I've done for you, everything I've done for you, being always there for you.
Kim: Everything you've done for me!?
Kyle: Yeah, yeah, everything I've done for you!
Kim: YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE!!!

by CPJacott December 17, 2020

Stonergy

The word used to describe the miraculous feeling that occurs when someone has used marijuana and ingested caffeine (any form). Chemical balance of THC and Caffeine merge in the body, creating a euphoric energized and restless body-high mixed with a head-high. Can be used to counter-act the demotivating properties that some marijuana stains cause (specifically Indica or Indica dominate hybrid stains). Can also be used to amplify the energetic properties of Sativa stains of marijuana.

"I have so much Stonergy from smoking that joint and drinking a Red Bull. Lets go do something, anything..everything!"

by KTizzle42 May 8, 2013

Stoner

a person who lights a spliff, sits back, and reads all the defintions for a stoner on this website and see how much of it actually applies to them. and then laughs at how true some of them are. now wheres the lighter.

gosh im such a stoner

by Tea-Bag December 9, 2008

stoner kid

A term commonly used by O-meister (see OG Mudbone) to describe someone who is possibly (but not exclusively) under the influence of marijuana. Or who is acting like a goddamn stoner kid.

-My shit smells like weed, i gotta stop smoking.
-Damn fool, you's a stoner kid.

by stonah kid July 20, 2010

Stoners creed

Stoners...are a group people who get high together.(we are not that group that gets so high we lie cheat kill and steal to get high if your doing any of that your a fuck up not a stoner)..stoners are seekers..we are on some kind of journey...and seeking others that understand us..we figure our motto let's get high and gain some knowledge from one another..we like to chill..and be accepted we are family..even if we only meet once..we have one common in common..
CREED..AN UNSPOKEN RULE..if at any point u were a stoner and you were in the family...,,YOU DO NOT POINT A FINGER AT YOUR STONER FAMILY MEMEBER. .Creed is the rule of the golden oath of the stoner family we do not throw another under a bus..if you knew that stoner 20 years ago or yesterday....even if you become enemies..it's the respect of the stoner family...no one of us is better than the other..
Stoner creed..is the unspoken oath (a wink wink)I will never tell your family your friends your kids none of ur private business i will never tell what i know about you not now not in 20 years no matter how much we change or dont even like each other ..we know we just needed each other during that moment in time...forever and ever keeping our mouths shut..unbreaking trust

Stoners creed an unspoken oath of silence forever and ever

by PRETTY IN COPPER February 5, 2017