Stakeholder

Meaningless term used in meetings by powerful bureaucrats to subdue dissenters while gaining respect, cooperation, and sympathy from sheeple. The word performs multiple functions at once: 1) it conveys a farcical title upon attendant sheeple, giving them a false sense of self-importance for which they feel thankful to the bureaucrat; 2) it conveys a false sense of empathy, causing attendant sheeple to view the bureaucrat favorably; 3) it gives the bureaucrat the appearance of magnanimity, which in turn makes the bureaucrat seem reasonable and dissenters unreasonable.

Example: School Board Meeting:

Dissenter: Mr. Bureaucrat, how is it possible that our children remain illiterate despite their having attended our district schools for 13 years?

Bureaucrat: Mr. Dissenter, all of us in this room are stakeholders in our wonderful district that is filled with hardworking, selfless teachers and administrators; your undue criticism is damaging all of us.

by TwinCityBoy February 20, 2021

Cabbage Patch Stalker

A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.

Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..

by Jack Jismouth August 14, 2009

Spoti-stalker

When it becomes clearly obvious that your friends aren't playing their own music on Spotify, but rather are looking for what you are listening to, and then playing the exact same thing.

"There's no way that he coincidentally played same exact 5 songs as me on Spotify. It's clear that Josh is a dangerous Spoti-stalker, and I need to be extra careful to not get my style ripped off."

by WolfmanChi July 26, 2012

snakerat

A spineless bottom feeder, a person who will say and do anything to try better their situation. The most disgusting creature known to humanity.

Macca: Hey Kane, What's with that production manager huh? He always acting dodgy and sneaks around like he's looking for prey.
Kane: Yeah he's a fucking snakerat dude, don't turn your back on him

by Oniak October 6, 2016

kentucky pepper shaker

When a man shakes ground pepper in a girls face while hes fucking her and the sneezing fit causes her pussy or ass to convulse in a extremely pleasurable way for the man.

"Hit o girl with the Kentucky pepper shaker last night. Her pussy did my cock like it was squeezing the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube."

by Whiteboy502 April 15, 2016

Thug Shaker

Dance move performed by gay black thug

you got an ass on you alright see thats what hes talking about.spread your ass open dude. you could do the rump shaker, huh? the thug shaker give me the thug shaker dude shake your ass. take your hands off it and shake that shit pull your shirt up i know you can shake it shake it. Yeah thats some thug ass right there. oh yeah thatll work. You got the booty dude! God damn! Look good bro? "Yeah" Yeah nice huh? Alright that'll work for him. Put that condom on

by thugshaker123 February 3, 2022

Screen Stalker

Somebody who watches another person's screen when playing a split screen fps game, in order to give them hints on their location, or to know when they are coming for them. Causes very much frustration to the person who is being stalked.

John sprayed his gun through a random roof, and killed Tom. Although that was the game winning kill, they both new that John was a screen stalker.

by Coolcatsarecold May 18, 2010